/ends badly

[flowerpond]

OOC: ((continuing on from this thread here...))

[So you're walking home at night. You decide to take a detour. And heading through the park, you see...]

[...a can of catfood and a USB-chord noose a large pile of leaves, sitting innocently in the middle of the path?]

[WHAT DO?]

Comments

[pinkutau]

[...

STARES]

[flowerpond]

[THIS CAN IS COMPLETELY INNOCENT, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?]

[pinkutau]

[BUT WHAT IS IT DOING HERE

...l-looks around, then slowly approaches. Caution = used.]

[flowerpond]

[The can does not suddenly start to sing.]

[Nor does it threaten to stab, maim or invoke bodily harm.]

[There is no sudden eruption of malnourished cats]

['Tis an ordinary, cheap brand of catfood. In a can.]

1/2

[pinkutau]

[Momo discerns the above information from her present vantage point. How strange that it should be perfectly upright amidst the pile of leaves! She remains curious, though uncertain about her next move...so she stares at the can. And stares.

And stares.]

2/2

[pinkutau]

[...In the background, beyond Momo's awareness, a certain music track gradually starts up. Yes, you read right. Ever see Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Remember that scene with Cameron in the museum? We're seeing that now.

Camera cuts to Momo, then back to the can in a continuous loop, zooming in just a bit each time. It could go on like this for a while or at least until the comedy wears off.]

[flowerpond]

[SAY. WOULDN'T LEAVING A CAN OF ANYTHING LYING AROUND IN A PUBLIC PARK COUNT AS LITTERING? FUNNY THAT.]

1/2

[pinkutau]

[...Oh, hey, you know what? This can is just laying here unattended in a public park. That would count as littering, wouldn't it? Shouldn't she do the responsible thing and pick it up? It wasn't very nice of whoever left it there...]

2/2

[pinkutau]

...

[...But it's still suspicious. Even with limited human computation to work with, Momo has still deduced that there's too much about this that doesn't add up. Plus there's that prickly "intuition" thing, you know?]

Re: 2/2

[flowerpond]

[Oh fine. We'll just jump you instead.]

CHAAAAARGE!

One more 1/2

[pinkutau]

[!!!!!]

2/2

[pinkutau]

[AND SHE GOES DOWN. HARD. HEADFIRST, EVEN -- IT HURTS. Poor thing's caught totally off guard.

Hope this ain't in bad taste, but on an OOC note? Listening to this right now and it seems oddly appropriate, even though I can't understand any of it.]

[abovethewall]

[Mekaito's sitting on her legs now!]

Gotcha.

[pinkutau]

[SHE'S A BIT PREOCCUPIED THANKS.]

[flowerpond]

CATCH!

Now, tell us why you Monars have turned everything around with your...

[flowerpond]

...pink hair and maid dresses...