Oct 17, 2005 01:04
alright alright where shall we start.
im moving to missouri at the very end of the year after xmas (in nebraska). im in mo right now. i dont have a vehicle so i wont be going anywhere for 3 weeks but sam's mom is coming to visit next weekend. sam is in newjersey still working on a bread factory. i found where i want to work till i start going to school, johnny rockets. its a 50s diner. its nothing as cool as the one in pulp fiction but it will do.
russell is starting to crawl now. he can say mama and dada among other things that arent real words. he can lift himself up using the coffee table or a couch.
im growing out my bangs.
my dad is moving to michigan sometime this week.
my mom is doing training in wisconsin (thats why im here).
i cant wait to see against me and the bouncing souls in november.
i just finally read about that idiot posting on one of my old friends ljs. she reminds me of omorosa; acting for unscripted drama. except there are no camaras (because then you would actually show your face and have some kind of identity), no money involved and no endoursements. and also no humiliation because this person has remained anonymous. it's probably some 43 yr old balding fat man that is masterbating because he gets off on all the commotion. and then he's going to find us all based on the information we give out online then rape and kill us. and then they will recreate our story on law and order: special victims unit (fuck yeah you know you love that show!) i wonder who will play my part? i would pick margaret cho. if we can get a-list actors i would get cameron diaz for h-dogg. keirsten dunst or natalie portman for junior bacon cheese burgers. for the relative i would get whoever plays cameron diaz's sister in "in her shoes" for the simple fact that it's a relative and it was the easiest choice. i think i would get the girl that was in the cosby show, high fedelity, and divorced from Lenny Kravitz because that's the first hippie with piercings that comes to mind for kittymeow. and i would get the girl from millie to play our future broadway star because im sure that would be her pick. and for the star of our show i would pick keefer sutherland to play the villian since our villian reminds me of his roll in freeway. if i forgot someone it's because you didnt stick out to me. sorry.
i think this was the greatest piece of literature man has ever produced.