Nov 05, 2006 21:57
Ok...
I guess I'm good about the Cat situation. Whatever.
I'm just gonna try and be happy about being single for awhile. Positives?
Freedom I guess.
Sweetness. I'm not gonna be looking for a girlfriend or anything. Fack that.
But hey if one comes along?
Here's what I would like.
A girl who is outgoing.
A girl who likes poetry and being romantic.
A girl who likes awesome music.
(Doesn't have to be metal, but something besides generic hardcore/rap)
A girl who finds musicians incredibly sexy. :P
BUT NOT SO SEXY THAT THEY LEAVE ME FOR MY FRIENDS!!!
...Sorry....
A girl who's not a lesbien.
But who likes football and stuff.
And I can't stress enough the need for her to desire romance and intimacy.
A girl who I can have sex with by just talking to her.
A girl with an educated opinion.
A girl who's confident.
But who's also self-concious.
A girl who is hard to get.
A girl who is attractive. Only because, in the heat of passion, it is very hard to get turned on by a girl with A hairy vagina. Please. Do yourselves a favor.
A girl who likes doing fun stuff... Walking in the woods, camping, riding bikes, etc.
A girl who wants a long term, loving relationship.
A girl who I can just sit and watch TV with and feel completely fullfilled.
Here's what I don't like.
Girls who are conceited.
Girls who are insecure.
Girls who are way too quiet.
Hairy vaginas.
Corn on the cob.
Overly athletic girls.
Girls who feel that they don't need to impress guys.
Girls who try too hard to impress guys.
Girls who don't care about poetry, art, or just plain romance.
Girls who could kick my ass.
Girls who date as if being in as many relationships as possible is their job.
Girls who don't like the Philedelphia Flyers.
Girls who think that metal is stupid.
Even kind of hairy vaginas.
Girls who think that emotional guys are gay.
So if you don't fit in perfectly to all of those, don't even talk to me. or even if you do, if you don't have a hot body don't talk to me either.
Hahahahaha... just kidding. Seriously, I don't care about any of that in the long run. If I find someone who I just plain like, then thats all there is to it.
Sooo ladies. Keep em comin.
:P
Ooo and also.
Cat is a pretty sweet friend.
And the Pats are gonna obliterate the Colts.