The Grimy Awards! Part Deux!
When we last left off...
Those kids are fucked up, huh? Now, let's add some choice adults into the mix. Grimy, all of them!
Half-drugged Duncan sleeping with a completely drugged Veronica and leaving her by herself in the morning.
-- a surprising 9.8% of you thought it was okay for Duncan to leave Veronica panty-less in one of Shelley Pomroy's rooms, while 90.2% of you thought Duncan should GO TO HELL. HE SHOULD GO TO HELL AND DIE!!!
Logan drugging Duncan so his crazy friend can "have some fun."
-- 61% thought Logan was a sneaky little fucker for spiking Duncan's drink, while 39% thought he was being a good friend and maybe Duncan might've deserved the punk'ing.
Madison giving Veronica a "trip to the dentist," which also contained GHB.
-- 73% of you thought Madison was a nasty, grimy bitch; while a disturbing 26.8% thinks Madison is a precious, endearing flower who lost control of her saliva.
Duncan going after Veronica's friend, Meg, without consulting her.
-- 86.1% thought it was okay for Duncan to pursue Meg, while 13.9% still believe Duncan should go to hell. GO TO HELL AND DIE!!
Logan kissing Veronica, his BFF's ex.
-- Meanwhile, 93.4% of you proclaimed "FUCK DUNCAN, that whiny bitch!" while the remaining 6.6% were sad that Duncan was the odd man out in Logan and Veronica's rousing game of Guess where my tongue is!.
Lilly sleeping with Aaron, Logan's dad.
-- Everyone agreed Lilly was a dirty whore, but 36.9% thought it was a little bit okay because Harry Hamlin is hot.
Veronica making out with Logan while she was still with Leo.
-- 75.8% of you thought Veronica got a free pass to cheat on Leo because Logan looks hot in a leather jacket, while 24.2% thought Leo should've choked a bitch. Logan. He should've choked Logan, not Veronica. Woman-violence is BAD.
Duncan dumping Meg, and pursuing Veronica while she was still with Logan.
-- 73% still think Duncan should go to hell AND DIE! 9.8% thinks Logan's a pussy, and 17.2% are still perplexed over that damn fortune cookie.
Veronica going back to Duncan weeks after breaking up with Logan.
-- 78.5% thought Veronica was an ass, while 21.5% still think Logan's a pussy. Presumably, this is not the 17.2% still marveling over how big of a douchebag Duncan is.
Veronica putting a bong in Logan's locker, thus getting the framed kid nearly expelled and possibly beaten by his dad.
-- 73% thinks Logan is a crazy mother fucker and deserved the cock bong, while 27% thought "Yay, vandalism!"
Poll The Grimy Awards! Part Two
And once again, some helpful visual aids for your benefit (or amusement, whatever):
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For the last round, there will be triangles, and gambling, and vandalism, oh my!
Now, go pray.
Those kids are fucked up, huh? Now, let's add some choice adults into the mix. Grimy, all of them!
Half-drugged Duncan sleeping with a completely drugged Veronica and leaving her by herself in the morning.
-- a surprising 9.8% of you thought it was okay for Duncan to leave Veronica panty-less in one of Shelley Pomroy's rooms, while 90.2% of you thought Duncan should GO TO HELL. HE SHOULD GO TO HELL AND DIE!!!
Logan drugging Duncan so his crazy friend can "have some fun."
-- 61% thought Logan was a sneaky little fucker for spiking Duncan's drink, while 39% thought he was being a good friend and maybe Duncan might've deserved the punk'ing.
Madison giving Veronica a "trip to the dentist," which also contained GHB.
-- 73% of you thought Madison was a nasty, grimy bitch; while a disturbing 26.8% thinks Madison is a precious, endearing flower who lost control of her saliva.
Duncan going after Veronica's friend, Meg, without consulting her.
-- 86.1% thought it was okay for Duncan to pursue Meg, while 13.9% still believe Duncan should go to hell. GO TO HELL AND DIE!!
Logan kissing Veronica, his BFF's ex.
-- Meanwhile, 93.4% of you proclaimed "FUCK DUNCAN, that whiny bitch!" while the remaining 6.6% were sad that Duncan was the odd man out in Logan and Veronica's rousing game of Guess where my tongue is!.
Lilly sleeping with Aaron, Logan's dad.
-- Everyone agreed Lilly was a dirty whore, but 36.9% thought it was a little bit okay because Harry Hamlin is hot.
Veronica making out with Logan while she was still with Leo.
-- 75.8% of you thought Veronica got a free pass to cheat on Leo because Logan looks hot in a leather jacket, while 24.2% thought Leo should've choked a bitch. Logan. He should've choked Logan, not Veronica. Woman-violence is BAD.
Duncan dumping Meg, and pursuing Veronica while she was still with Logan.
-- 73% still think Duncan should go to hell AND DIE! 9.8% thinks Logan's a pussy, and 17.2% are still perplexed over that damn fortune cookie.
Veronica going back to Duncan weeks after breaking up with Logan.
-- 78.5% thought Veronica was an ass, while 21.5% still think Logan's a pussy. Presumably, this is not the 17.2% still marveling over how big of a douchebag Duncan is.
Veronica putting a bong in Logan's locker, thus getting the framed kid nearly expelled and possibly beaten by his dad.
-- 73% thinks Logan is a crazy mother fucker and deserved the cock bong, while 27% thought "Yay, vandalism!"
Poll The Grimy Awards! Part Two
And once again, some helpful visual aids for your benefit (or amusement, whatever):
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For the last round, there will be triangles, and gambling, and vandalism, oh my!
Now, go pray.