I got a broken face! Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Ah-ha WOO!

[vlvtjones]

Forgot the best news of all:

No mouth cancer.

Just effed up gums and acidy spit, and extravagant vacations for my dentist on my tab.

Now, about that lump up near my left armpit...that'll need a closer look.