hey waiter you brought the sex but i said no emotion

[vleshk]

ok real post now

now you know how your always told not to drink out of a milk carton its not because its unsanitary

its because its a big fucking mess

example

i was out walking one day bought a dozen of those delicious glazed donut thingies and a carton of milk (big mistake)

so i was walking along gourging meself making me even fatter-like when bam i got thirsty

so onehanded and very unskillfuly i opened the carton dousing meself in milk

but no harm no foul its all good just change close eventualy

then i toss some more donuts down and get ready to take a drink

i tip back my head put the carton to my lips and botoms up

it ends up my mouth thought big is not big enough to take a carton of milk and it just spills out all over me and now im soaked in milk which sucks cause now i have to wash my shirt and im lazy washing clothes just aint worth it

now that half my milk was gone i try agin this time being more careful

but to no aval i still spill a little out of the side of my mouth

eventualy i ate all the donuts ad threw the milk at on coming traffic

cars need strong bones to

lesson learned moral of the story
dont hustle a white man he'll fucking kill you

i kick ass at life i deserve a plus 2