one of my goals in hong kong is to do really touristy things so of course i went to hong kong disneyland.since it was really really small (main street, usa and adventure land and tomorrowland. that's it.), i was a little hesitant in going and spending money. good thing joey (my cousin rosa's bf) had two free tickets + a ton of fast passes so it was way cheap for all of us to go. we went on a thursday before the big public holiday, so we didn't even use the fast passes because the longest we had to wait was 15 minutes!
also, since i was in hong kong, the snacks were street vendor-style foods: curry fish balls on a stick, dried squid, caramel popcorn, etc. so good.
to appease the mainlanders, a lot of the souvenirs where like...really creepy because each disney character had anime eyes, almost. really big. in cantonese, we call it "q-ban" (phoenitically speaking).
like this:
and this:
and these two:
for babies:
ok, now pictures with people:
On the subway from Sunny Bay to Disneyland:
Note that the windows and handrails are mickey moused shape. the seats are all plush sofas and in each corner of the car are disney figurines. it's pretty intense.
Me and my cousin Rosa in front of the main entrance. Mickey is surfin' and he moves up and down.
and of course in front of the castle:
aforementioned caramel popcorn (it's different from american carmelized popcorn, i swear!)
and dried squid in the 'safari snack" vendor
face/off:
yes, i know i also am dressed like a hipster douche. get off my back.
the gorilla is so sad that i'm kicking him that he's crying really hard and snot is running down his face. grossss.
feeding our popcorn to some of the triceratops:
so while we were waiting in line to take pictures with some of the disney characters, rosa joked that she wanted to take one of just her because it was a nice place to take a picture. the plan would be to push the disney dude away and one of us would snap a picture of her.
turns out, that we didn't have to do that. rosa accidentally spilled popcorn all over the place and so the crew PLUS Marie the cat (the disney character we were supposed to take a picture with) went to clean it up.
you can see disney dude in the right hand corner (bottom) cleaning up. hahaha
spilled popcorn:
and an actual picture of us with marie, the cat:
i am fucking ridiculous and i don't care. i'm the beeeeeeeest.
and two with goofy:
i have no idea what i'm doing
neither does joey:
since i am a cheapskate, i had taken two sandwiches to disneyland so that i could avoid buying food there. turns out that the food at disneyland is pretty good and the prices are also really decent. also, my sandwiches were squashed in my bag.
although i still ate one because they were still good:
so this is a series of pictures i like to call " i have no idea what the Pooh ride was about because I was busy being a ham"
"i bet pooh's stomach is in pain"
"hey man, it's so windy and we're flying away"
hammin'
success! pooh has honey!
best.
finishing the rest of my sandwich at the wishing well:
while rosa takes a ~srs~ picture:
teacups:
before
"after":
worst elephant impressions ever:
~srs~ picture ruined/ENHANCED by me (click for full effect):
like i said, the wait for everything was really really short so we went on space mountain twice:
fin.