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I was at a hamburger place yesterday with friends, and fuuma_konan and I got the epic awesometastic idea to re-enact Breaking Dawn. With Bella as an onion ring. And Edward as a salt shaker. And Jacob as a pepper shaker. Never fear; the top of the salt shaker was SPARKLY!
Apparently onionring!Bella is a total seasoning whore, and then she and Edward took a french fry to their island, which was a burger. And she had a great deal of salt sprinkled on her. And then, after a really effed up pregnancy, the onion came out of its breaded crust, and the pepper shaker shook pepper on it.
It got a tad AU when we snapped the onion ring in half and drowned it in barbecue sauce.
It is a very sad thing that I didn't have my camera yesterday.
Also, it is really fun to stick cheese sticks through onion rings. It is even funner to bang cheese sticks together.
On another note, there were three different sugar substitute packets - coincidentally, blue, yellow and pink. They had hot Team 7 sex. Somebody kill me now.
...oh, dear God, I'm terrible.
Apparently onionring!Bella is a total seasoning whore, and then she and Edward took a french fry to their island, which was a burger. And she had a great deal of salt sprinkled on her. And then, after a really effed up pregnancy, the onion came out of its breaded crust, and the pepper shaker shook pepper on it.
It got a tad AU when we snapped the onion ring in half and drowned it in barbecue sauce.
It is a very sad thing that I didn't have my camera yesterday.
Also, it is really fun to stick cheese sticks through onion rings. It is even funner to bang cheese sticks together.
On another note, there were three different sugar substitute packets - coincidentally, blue, yellow and pink. They had hot Team 7 sex. Somebody kill me now.
...oh, dear God, I'm terrible.