Sep 20, 2005 17:30
Dear Diary
Today I read pgs 18-21 of "Garfield Come Home". My reading has only been slightly hindered by the fact that I can only read it on the toilet bowl, but my enjoyment sure hasn't. I caught a cute Honduran girl checking me out in the pharmasootical aisle (note for future song: aislers aisle?) while I was buying ex-lax. I know it's asking a lot of myself, but I have to finish G.C.H...I must shit more!!!
Only wrote 2 of my 200,000 words today, but I wrote them really, really small on the back of a stamp. I'm debating whether to attache it to a letter and mail it to Abe Vigoda or Barry Bonds.
Re-listened to my Lunge&Parry recording of "EmphaticBigMacAttack"...its amazing how reminiscent it is of the Mayfairing Strangers version of "Humble Pie". So glad I bought the coloured vinyl 7'. My melodies are amazing.
*sigh*. I suppose its time to text message myself some new compliments.
Love, L&P.