A meme, because I haven't done one in a while.
1. If you write, fandoms you have written/are writing/plan to write and favorite ships.
Stargate SG-1: Sam/Jack, Cam/Lam.
Stargate Atlantis: Sheyla, McWeir.
YJK: Jacen/Tenel Ka, Jaina/Zekk.
Firefly/Serenity: Zoe/Wash, Mal/Inara, Simon/Kaylee.
Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione.
Doctor Who: Ten/Rose.
Torchwood: Jack/Gwen, Owen/Tosh.
Narnia: none.
Spooks: Zaf/Jo.
Robin Hood: Robin/Marian, Will/Djaq.
Star Trek: Enterprise: Trip/T'Pol, Malcolm/Hoshi.
Star Trek: Voyager: Paris/Torres.
Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/Arwen.
Funny Games: Paul/Peter.
2. Fandoms/Pairings you are ADDICTED to at the moment:
No pairings, but fandom-wise, it's Narnia, Narnia, and more Narnia.
3. Fandoms/Pairings you like, but aren't necessarily obsessed with:
Spooks is making a comeback, and I'm still clinging to the remnants of my Torchwood fever.
4. Fandoms/Pairings you're new to, but enjoying:
Eureka, actually, and I'm quite partial to a bit of Jack/Allison, even though Stark proposed at the end of Season 2. She didn't answer! That's good enough for me!
5. You can chose one non-canon pairing you love to become canon (in a good way that the writers don't screw up). Who do you pick?
Jack/Gwen. Definitely, even though it could be argued that it is canon in a certain way, everyone's all "wow, Janto, yay!" and I just don't see it. He's fucking him, guys - it's not love.
6. You're only allowed to read fic from one fandom (any pairing) for the next three weeks. What fandom do you choose?
Narnia. It's an obsession right now, and there's some very good fic for it.
7. You're allowed to refer to your favorite ship only by a shipper name. What ship is your favorite and what would you name them?
Hmm. Right now, I don't have a favourite ship - I'd vote for Sheppard/Teyla in Atlantis, which is Sheyla already.
8. Two of your fandoms are going to collide in a spectacular crossover. Which fandoms would you pick?
Oh, Harry Potter and Doctor Who, just because it would be funny to see the Doctor's reaction to magic. ("What? What? What?")
9. You have to choose between reading bad porn about your fandom obsession of the moment, or no fic at all. What do you pick?
The bad porn, because bad porn is better than no porn.
10. You're asked to pick a theme song for one character/ship. What song do you pick, and for whom?
Mirror-verse Trip/T'Pol, and Tainted Love. Because that's just funny, what with the mindfucks and all.
11. It's 2 in the morning and you should be doing math homework. What kind of fic do you read instead?
Crack. Utter crack.
12. The ship that makes you go "Awww" is...
Will/Djaq, because they are adorable. Pigeons! *squees*
13. The ship that makes you want to yell, "Just have sex already, you morons!" is...
SHEYLA. God, it's frustration. And, actually, my Eureka ship.
14. The ship you're probably going to hell for shipping is...
Paul/Peter, from Funny Games. Definitely.
15. The character you alternatively love to death and want to beat some sense into is...
Ron Weasley from HP. Especially when he abandoned Harry and Hermione in DH. He drives me nuts sometimes, but I love him all the same.
16. The character you're almost embarrassed to admit you like is...
Jonas Quinn, from SG-1. No one else likes him! I feel very alone in my fangirly love...
17. Your very first fandom/ship was...
Probably Stargate SG-1, and Sam/Jack, although I wasn't quite such a rabid fangirl back then...
18. The fandom you could read any kind of fic in is...
Narnia. That fandom eats my brain.
19. The fandom you would totally write an anonymous Mary Sue fic in is...
Narnia. The boys are pretty, even if some of them like Caspian are right jerks sometimes.
20. The show you would bring back from cancellation...
FIREFLY! NOW!