This Made Me Laugh

[vixull]

"I want to interview the Smiths. I want to ask if Morrisey and Johnny Marr were really... 'going at it' with each other backstage all the time. Gay-style. 'Cause... I heard that they were lovers, then I heard that they weren't lovers... No! No, Morrisey and Johnny Marr were like, making out all the time! They were boyfriend-girlfriend. But I want to know... Yeah, Morrisey was definitely the bitch in that relationship. "

-- Anthony Green.

And whoever I copied this from can't spell Morrissey. That sucks.