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[vivylicious]

Me: how do you feel about fake eyelashes?
Justin Movick: i am particularly concerned with the possibility of fake eyelashes falling in cakes when someone is baking a cake

*at the beginning of class*
Ms. Thomsen: okay... first things first... what's with all the prom drama?
*all the girly girls bust out talking at once*

Laurel: that's ridiculous!
Pante: that's redic
Madison: that's redonk
Me: that's redook
Cami: that's reduck
Britton: that's redank
Yvonne: that's radu
Luke: that's regay

*someone is shopping for pregnancy tests*
Luke: oh don't get that one
Shopper: why not?
Luke: cause i used it and it turned out positive

*during sims charades*
*Luke is pantomiming a sim cooking a meal*
Laurel: uhhh mac and cheese...?
Laurel: no... gelatin?
Laurel: OH! NO! BAKED ALASKA!

*during sims charades*
Laurel: okay so you just got a psychic to hook you up with a one dollar date that didnt go so well so the date left you a flaming pile of poo at your door
Me: CORRECT!

*during sims charades*
Laurel: oh! you just changed your aspiration in life to only wanting to eat grilled cheese sandwiches!