No. 23 Wildcats Take Out No. 3 Eagles, 76-70
AP Sports Writer
VILLANOVA, Pa. (AP) - Villanova's fans may have to stop storming the court (We will never stop storming the court! Upset is our middle name!) After all, wins over ranked teams are suddenly becoming routine for the Wildcats. (Yeah they are!!!! RIP Kansas, RIP Pitt....hhahahaha we laugh at you BC!!!)
Randy Foye is God scored 23 points and the 23rd-ranked Wildcats survived a 9-minute stretch without a field goal to beat No. 3 Boston College Over-fuckin-rated!!! 76-70 on Wednesday night.
The enthusiastic fans including yours truly stormed the court like they have for two other home wins over Top 25 teams, chanted "Tournament!" and shook hands with coach Jay Wright who happens to be a very attractive older man.
"We're learning how to win," Wright said. "It gives them confidence and experience that's invaluable." Ohhhh humble, humble Jay Wright. You don't have to be modest.
The Wildcats (18-6, 8-5 Big East) beat their fourth Top 25 team of the year, including a win over then-No. 2 Kansas last month, and bolstered their chances of making their first NCAA tournament appearance since 1999. Hollllaa! You hear that bitches!!! ...and all the games we lost were only by less than 6 points (excluding Syracuse, but c'mon who's mascot is an orange???)
"We were confident we could come in and play well, but we're still not thinking about the NCAAs," said Curtis Sumpter Oh Sumpter, my baby's daddy who played with a sore knee what a trooper! and he still took BC over that sore knee and spanked them and scored 18 of his 20 points in the first half. Kyle Lowry is immortal. I am not worthy! added 11 points for the Wildcats.
Craig Smith Ugly, cocky talentless piece of shit with absolutley no game led a second-half rally for Boston College (22-2, 11-2) and finished with 18 points, while Jared Dudley had 15 ...and by that, we mean 15 big Wildcat dicks in his mouth!.
The Wildcats, coming off a win over then-No. 17 Pittsburgh on Sunday, incredibly amazing game used 70 percent 3-point shooting in the first half to take a halftime lead they stretched to 13 points early in the second half. When Jason Fraser made a layup at the 13:15 mark, the Wildcats led 57-47 and seemed in control. We're always in control baby!
The Eagles SUCK!- who rallied from halftime deficits to win eight times this season - started their run while Villanova RULES! went into a field goal drought that stretched just over 9 minutes. We were just teasing them!
Steve Hailey SUCKS! capped a 12-2 spurt with a 3-pointer that pulled the Eagles SUCK! to 62-60 with 6:23 left.
Foye banked a 6-footer for a 67-64 lead, ending the long stretch without a field goal. YEAH HE DID! Go Randy!!! The Wildcats never lost the lead thanks to 8-of-10 free throw shooting during that span. They were 36-of-41 overall from the line. Whoooosh Go!!!!
"It's very difficult to win a game when the opposing team shoots 41 free throws," YEAH IT IS! Boston College coach Al Skinner SUCKS! said. "We just didn't make the plays that were going to tie it and make them feel uncomfortable. We never got over the hump." IT IS THANKSGIVING???? BECAUSE WE ALL JUST ATE SOME BIRD!!!!!
No, but they gave the Wildcats a scare. AKA- WE GAVE THOSE LITTLE GIRLS SOME CANDY!
Hailey SUCKS! pulled BC to 67-66 with a jumper, but fouled out on the next possession. He finished with 11 points.
Foye SCHOOLED THOSE BC BASTARDS pushed the lead to 73-68 with an arcing baseline jumper that nearly skimmed the shot clock on the way down. Then, the Wildcats sealed it from the line. GO BACK TO BOSTON, BITCHES!!!!
Last month, it was the Eagles SUCK! who made the plays down the stretch and escaped with a 67-66 win over the Wildcats. OH ONLY ONE POINT....WOW WHAT A VICTORY, CONSIDERING YOU WERE RANKED SO MUCH HIGHER ABOVE US! BC = SHIT
This time, Villanova made BC pay for its mistakes, OOOOH THATS RIGHT!!! TAKE IT LIKE THE LITTLE PUSSIES YOU ARE! scoring 20 points off 13 Eagles' turnovers and holding a 35-24 rebounding edge.
"You've got to find different ways to win against great teams," Wright said. GREAT TEAMS??? A GREAT TEAM ISN'T ONE WHO GETS DOWN ON THEIR KNEES AND SUCKS THE DICKS OF A TEAM RANKED 20 BELOW THEM!!!
The Wildcats played without starting point guard Mike Nardi, YOU HEAR THAT, BC??? WE WERE DOWN A MAN, AND WE STILL WHIPPED YOU! who sprained his right ankle in practice Monday. They got another scare midway through the first half when Sumpter, who already plays with a brace on his left knee and tape on his right one, came up limping when he was fouled and momentarily left for the locker room. THE EAGLES ARE ENDANGERED FOR A REASON!
"I wasn't able to run or jump or explode like I did in the first half," Sumpter said. "It's not serious, just a little twinge." YEAH SUMPTER...BUT YOU STILL KICKED ASS!
Still, the Wildcats hit the 3, going 7-for-10 in the first half. OH BABY, I JUST CREAMED MYSELF!
Foye who wiped his ass with the Eagles used three 3-pointers and two free throws to score 11 straight points for Villanova. Then Sumpter hit two 3s during a 12-0 run that put the Wildcats up by 12. ...and put those cocky Boston assholes to shame After Sumpter drilled his second 3 from the top of the arc, the sellout crowd erupted as loud as it has been all year I've never lost my voice in my life- and now it's gone.
Lowry ...and only a freshman- just wait till next year, who replaced Nardi, made a nifty play Oh, it was so nifty! near the end of the first half, poking the ball free from Jermaine Watson who, by the way is queer and then making two free throws for a 43-36 lead. Can you keep up with that BC
Can you deal with that, Boston College????? Can you deal with that!!!????
You cocky bitches walked in like you owned the place, well you're in OUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha- oh we fuckin put you to shame!
We'll B-C-ya!!!! Go Back to Boston!!!!
So, as you can see I had a very eventful night! We beat BC...and left the whole Villanova student body saying "Oh, thank God they rejected me!" Hahahaha---!!!! Absolutley amazing, I'll never forget it.