St. Patrick's Day
Every year my company has a big party in honor of St. Patrick, whoever the hell he was. Carson called it The High Holy Day in our meeting last Friday. Corned beef and sandwiches. 2 kegs of Guinness and a keg of Bud Light. Ping pong and dart tournaments.
I just beat Dana in our first round of ping pong. Since people have started attacking the corned beef and the keg's been tapped, I've started drinking as well. I brought some Irish Cream in since I don't do beer. Like an alkie I'll be filling my coffee mug since I don't really want to share with most people in the office.
Funny thing is that I've already been acting drunk. The cats were jumping all over me this morning, as they have been all week, so I'm lacking sleep. Earlier I answered the phone with "Yeah?" and then felt TOTALLY embarrassed when I realized I wasn't talking to a co-worker (we had a good laugh). I kept spinning around to pick up the ping pong ball and I still feel a bit dizzy. Luckily my job's a piece of cake or I'd be fucked.
If you work downtown and you want to stop by, let me know!
I just beat Dana in our first round of ping pong. Since people have started attacking the corned beef and the keg's been tapped, I've started drinking as well. I brought some Irish Cream in since I don't do beer. Like an alkie I'll be filling my coffee mug since I don't really want to share with most people in the office.
Funny thing is that I've already been acting drunk. The cats were jumping all over me this morning, as they have been all week, so I'm lacking sleep. Earlier I answered the phone with "Yeah?" and then felt TOTALLY embarrassed when I realized I wasn't talking to a co-worker (we had a good laugh). I kept spinning around to pick up the ping pong ball and I still feel a bit dizzy. Luckily my job's a piece of cake or I'd be fucked.
If you work downtown and you want to stop by, let me know!