I am not to be fucked with today.
In the past 2 hours-
~ I've taken an ice-cold shower because there's something wrong with the heater.
~ I've ripped a pair of brand new stockings.
~ I've spilled hot tea on my favorite light-blue shirt (and possibly scalded off a nipple in the process).
~ I've been yelled at on the road by a jackass driver who was not satisfied by my obeying of the speed limit.
~ I've gotten the cramps from hell only to discover I'm out of Midol.
PLUS, I'm running on 4 and a half hours of sleep.
And still pissed about the events of last night.
Today is a 10-hour day in the office.
I want chocolate, flannel and kittens. I think that is all I'm good for today.
~ I've taken an ice-cold shower because there's something wrong with the heater.
~ I've ripped a pair of brand new stockings.
~ I've spilled hot tea on my favorite light-blue shirt (and possibly scalded off a nipple in the process).
~ I've been yelled at on the road by a jackass driver who was not satisfied by my obeying of the speed limit.
~ I've gotten the cramps from hell only to discover I'm out of Midol.
PLUS, I'm running on 4 and a half hours of sleep.
And still pissed about the events of last night.
Today is a 10-hour day in the office.
I want chocolate, flannel and kittens. I think that is all I'm good for today.