Spidermenopause Disease
So..... to explain to you all why I think Im spider man.....
See, I have this medical condition. It basically totally fucks up my ovaries and makes them think it's time for menopause. Well, I have news for you guys.... I'm a little young to be dealing with that just yet. So anyway, I will go for a few months, up to a year at a time without my bloody monthy friend. Then, one day out of the wild blue, my body completely FREAKS OUT and decides to make me feel like utter shit. :) I have had more blood come out of my body in the past week than most women see in a lifetime. It's fucking rediculous. I called in sick to work yesterday because I was stuck in the shower ... bleeding. And I'm talking serious shit here. Looking at the bottom of the tub it looked like I had just had a miscarriage or killed someone in the shower. Horrible. And the pain. I've never felt so horrible in my life. I used to have a problem with prescription pain pills. After nearly killing myself, and going through withdrawls from hell, I steered clear of that shit. Lately however, Ive been in such pain that I'm taking Lane's pain pills from her surgery. It SUCKS.
Anyway.... So I start taking this herbal shit that's supposed to help women that have this bizzare condition. Now that I'm taking this shit, all of my senses are heightened. It's kinda cool. Everything tastes different, I see things differently, I'm more perceptive to what's going on around me, I even smell things better! Lane and I think that perhaps its just a vitamin deficiency that I never realized I needed until now. Perhaps Im finally experiencing things the way I'm supposed to. Or maybe Im turning into Spider man. :) I prefer to believe that I AM indeed spiderman. Lane thinks Im turning into a new superhero: Menopause woman! Either way.... I've been feeling a little cooky.
Long live Spider-pause Woman!! :)
See, I have this medical condition. It basically totally fucks up my ovaries and makes them think it's time for menopause. Well, I have news for you guys.... I'm a little young to be dealing with that just yet. So anyway, I will go for a few months, up to a year at a time without my bloody monthy friend. Then, one day out of the wild blue, my body completely FREAKS OUT and decides to make me feel like utter shit. :) I have had more blood come out of my body in the past week than most women see in a lifetime. It's fucking rediculous. I called in sick to work yesterday because I was stuck in the shower ... bleeding. And I'm talking serious shit here. Looking at the bottom of the tub it looked like I had just had a miscarriage or killed someone in the shower. Horrible. And the pain. I've never felt so horrible in my life. I used to have a problem with prescription pain pills. After nearly killing myself, and going through withdrawls from hell, I steered clear of that shit. Lately however, Ive been in such pain that I'm taking Lane's pain pills from her surgery. It SUCKS.
Anyway.... So I start taking this herbal shit that's supposed to help women that have this bizzare condition. Now that I'm taking this shit, all of my senses are heightened. It's kinda cool. Everything tastes different, I see things differently, I'm more perceptive to what's going on around me, I even smell things better! Lane and I think that perhaps its just a vitamin deficiency that I never realized I needed until now. Perhaps Im finally experiencing things the way I'm supposed to. Or maybe Im turning into Spider man. :) I prefer to believe that I AM indeed spiderman. Lane thinks Im turning into a new superhero: Menopause woman! Either way.... I've been feeling a little cooky.
Long live Spider-pause Woman!! :)