PRAYERS FOR FEMALE & MALE

[vivibaby]

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> >FEMALE PRAYER
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> >Now I lay me down to sleep,
> >I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> >One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> >One who loves to listen long,
> >One who thinks before he speaks,
> >One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> >I pray he's gainfully employed,
> >When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> >Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> >Massages my back and begs to do more.
> >Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> >Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> >I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> >And always be my very best friend. Amen.
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> >MALE PRAYER
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> >I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> >who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and
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> >don't give a shit. Amen.
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