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[vivememorleti]

Citizens, I've wasted your time and forced you to listen to me prattle about something I could never be as serious about as my business, and time is money!

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Therefore, until the election is over, all of my store-made products are half price! Who can say no to half-priced candy?

My apologies, I forgot to get the handsome lady's name

Comments

[steeldame]

You never asked my name.

[vivememorleti]

What's your name?

[steeldame]

I am Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. What would be yours?

[vivememorleti]

Urahara Kisuke.

What would you prefer if I ever, much to your chagrin, require to refer to you by name again?

[steeldame]

Sir Hellsing would suffice, Mr. Urahara. That would be your family name in the Japanese reading or I am mistaken?

[vivememorleti]

You're not mistaken. Although just Urahara is fine. It's a name as well as a warning.

[steeldame]

Neither I know the Japanese meaning nor do I care. My surname is Hellsing for God's sake. A warning in a name is bloody absurd remark to make.

[vivememorleti]

Not where I come from.

[steeldame]

You have forgotten this small detail: You are no longer there.

[vivememorleti]

Fair.

Though I haven't been there in over a hundred years.

[steeldame]

In that case, it should be meaningless to even mention it after so long.

[vivememorleti]

But it means something to me, and therefore I make note of it.

Forgive a man his sentiment?

[steeldame]

Why are you apologising for?

[vivememorleti]

Because I'm a man who needs apologizing for, Hellsing-san.

[steeldame]

Apologies are only valid when they are truly meant.

[vivememorleti]

I always mean my apologies, Hellsing-san. Truly.