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[vivememorleti]

The Urahara Shop now offers handmade soaps. Rose & Verbena, Pine Tar & Oatmeal, Marine Kelp, Sandalwood, Cherry & Almond, Peppermint and my favorite, Hempseed & Teatree oil.

As with everything the shop sells, it is top quality, hand-made from personal recipe and, most importantly, cruelty free.

[Note To The Cute Employees]Seth-san, Yuuki-chan,

Comments

[championess]

Ain't that so nice.

[vivememorleti]

Isn't it? It really is high-quality soap, Arisawa-san. You should try some of the hempseed and teatree oil. Excellent for sweaty complexions!

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[championess]

W-WHO'RE YOU CALLING SWEATY--

[championess]

And even if I were, it'd be your partial fault, so I'd better get it for free.

[vivememorleti]

Hmmm.

I suppose it wouldn't hurt just the once. If you like it, you'll keep coming back, right?

Maybe I'll put something special in yours.

[championess]

............................

You talk like drug dealer.

[vivememorleti]

I am a drug dealer, Arisawa-san.

Legal ones, of course. Although in this place you have to wonder, what exactly is illegal?

Immoral, I suppose.

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[championess]

You're not getting it. Let me explain.

[championess]

If you add anything in anything you give me, anything special with second sneaky-effects, I'll strangle you with the blindfold and pour cooking oil down your neck.

[vivememorleti]

Getting what, Arisawa-san?

And goodness, we really do need to get you a boyfriend. How kinky.

[championess]

It's not a GOOD type of drug dealer you're acting like and-

What the hell does a boyfriend have to do with torture?!

[vivememorleti]

Hmmmmm.

Everything, I would wager!

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[championess]

...I know what you're implying. And my suggestion is-

proverbial sandal throw here;

[championess]

DON'T.

[vivememorleti]

My goodness. Such a temper.

[championess]

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET.