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[viveleroi]

I was browsing through the dresses at a second-hand store downtown, and I came across the strangest thing. At first, I was attracted by the thin black and white stripes. It had potential to be a truly interesting dress. Then I pulled it off the rack and realized it wasn't even a dress, it was a halter top with attached pants. And the pants were the most bizarre shape. They were like semicircles, with tiny narrow ankles.

If the guy from The Darkness and MC Hammer had a kid, this is what the poor bastard would wear.