twinkies, clairol, and owls.
Dun-nu-nun-nu-nun-nu, you say its your birfday. Dun-nu-nun-nu-nun-nu, well its my birfday too yeah!
Twenty-freakin-nine. okay, i found four new gray hair-skees yesterday. although i have lost weight, i have gained something in return, folks. more wrinkles. yes. this could make for a bad day but nosiree, i'm not gonna be one of those peeps. ya know those people who spend thousands of bucks a month on face creams, anti-aging potions, trips to the salon. (of course when youre poor, what you do is get a box of twinkies because their much cheeper then the lotions and common sense says when youre fat, you dont have that many wrinkles. then you get a box of clairol from the number six aisle at the heb.) what i'm gonna do is bask in my wrinkledness and gray head and be happy that my new look gives an aura of wisdom. thats right guys, i look wise......like an owl.........WHOOOOOOO, BITCHES!
Twenty-freakin-nine. okay, i found four new gray hair-skees yesterday. although i have lost weight, i have gained something in return, folks. more wrinkles. yes. this could make for a bad day but nosiree, i'm not gonna be one of those peeps. ya know those people who spend thousands of bucks a month on face creams, anti-aging potions, trips to the salon. (of course when youre poor, what you do is get a box of twinkies because their much cheeper then the lotions and common sense says when youre fat, you dont have that many wrinkles. then you get a box of clairol from the number six aisle at the heb.) what i'm gonna do is bask in my wrinkledness and gray head and be happy that my new look gives an aura of wisdom. thats right guys, i look wise......like an owl.........WHOOOOOOO, BITCHES!