I'm well aware that I'm ridiculous
A thought occurred to me this morning when I awoke to a house full of builders, plumbers, workers who were all strange men: Why don’t I have any weapons?
I had a few other thoughts like Where the F are my parents? Why did no one warn me ? Thank God I wear full on pajamas to bed and not my undies.
But back to my main concern WHY DON’T I HAVE ANY WAY OF PROTECTING MYSELF? Afterall,I don't know these people in my house and the most popular belief in the JonBenet Ramsey case was that she was killed by a worker who snuck back into her house. All my friends who are boys have TONS of gadgetry. Guns, knives, machetes, swords,slingshots, maces,clubs, daggers....
The whole arsenal!
And why? Who do they need protection from?
Stange men in their homes (most likely) won’t go after them and if they did THEY ARE PREPARED FOR THIS SORT OF THING!
I’m a weak little girl what am I supposed to do?
I learned on Mythbusters that the best way to get away from a shark attack is to go for the eyes. So I think until I get a weapon (Andonisus, Reaper of Souls) and if I get attacked, I'll use the ends of my paintbrushes and go for the eyes!
thanks again team!