Ilk

[vivalaraza]

Mummy called me last night asking about how she could get laid. Ilk. I mean, ok whatever, she´s a woman, but I didn´t think our relationship had gotten that close...apparently it has. I had no advice, told her to try the internet, that´s what old people do, right? She had her chance to pick any drunken guy with no teeth here in Brazil but nooooooo...

Eu disse, "Selena, eu e as meninas 'I love yoooou'"