heaven sent the hunter
today, i leave this peaceful existence to wage war. i'm being exported from maryland to texas, because i am maryland's number one cash crop: drunken killer. yes, i will be back in texas. yes, i will kill something. oh yes, there will be blood.
i'm leaving right after school, then its a nice long flight to houston, then a nice 4 hour drive to the deer lease. by this time tomorrow, i'll be freezing my ass off in a little deer hunting shack, trying to stay awake with a big ass rifle in my right hand and frost on my other one. it's going to be fucking cold.
it should be an interesting little vacation. it'll be nice to talk with my uncle again. honestly, he's a sick sick man, but thats what i love about that guy.
in conclusion, i'm going to kill.
i'm leaving right after school, then its a nice long flight to houston, then a nice 4 hour drive to the deer lease. by this time tomorrow, i'll be freezing my ass off in a little deer hunting shack, trying to stay awake with a big ass rifle in my right hand and frost on my other one. it's going to be fucking cold.
it should be an interesting little vacation. it'll be nice to talk with my uncle again. honestly, he's a sick sick man, but thats what i love about that guy.
in conclusion, i'm going to kill.