This entry could be pointless

May 21, 2006 22:15

I know that this week is going to be exhausting as hell for me. So I'm dumping everything I might want to say this week into this entry:
My dog might be pregnant. Great. Busiest week of my life and I have to worry about certain hormonal fluctuations my dog is having. My mom printed out a packet I can refer to for syptoms of false pregnancy.
These include: Nesting. Mothering inanimate objects. Lactating. She can even appear to go into labor. (Are you serious??! All of that sounds pretty preganant to me)
None of our neighbors have dogs, so I have no idea who the father is. Or WHAT the father is? I just hope that 5 months from now I won't be taking care of infant dog-beaver hybrids.

Saw the 'Davinci Code'. Meh. Talk to me in person.

'Space Oddity' owns me. I--I can't even--It's just so...Gagh. It wins.

Also, I need to have some in-depth conversation with people. Particulary about Hypocrites and why everyone seems to be one...How humanity pollutes everything...Why Jason Schwartzman is unedrrated. And so on...

"our imaginations are flywheels on the ramshackle machinery of the awful truth."
Vonnegut owns me too. But I don't think he'd want to.
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