Mim's (Almost) Perfect Slash Story
Crack!fic created for
moonriddler-mim's Things I like in My Slash list fuelled by too much Sunday and an unexpected overdose of yaoi manga. Yaoi lovers grab your hankies and prepare to laugh. For those who do not enjoy teh ManSechs please enjoy the kittens.
Mim's (Almost) Perfect Slash Story
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Mim's (Almost) Perfect Slash Story
Winged Angel Bishi (Guardian type) is sent to Earth to observe and influence a mortal thief. Unfortunately for WAB his celestial dragon is clotheslined by the backwash from a wizard's duel and drops them into the night-shrouded desert before locating their target. (This lets us know that WAB will be be uke in this story since the uke always falls unconsious somewhere in the first chapters thus giving the dark and menacing seme the chance to contemplate his beauty and fall madly in lust rather than just killing him out-of-hand.)
Thief is a dark, snarky, sexy, arrogant hunk-who-knows-he's-hot, (which makes him the seme in our little drama) poised on the brink of taking over the City's Thieves' Guild (even tho he's only 21) through his Awsum Thiefing Skillz, uncanny political savy and massively accumulated (but and rather poorly hidden) wealth. However, unbeknownst to anyone except his closest chum (and himself) Thief is the only surviving son of the murdered Sultan, who was foully betrayed by his EBIL cousin. And Thief has plans for him, oh yes he does.
Meanwhile back in the desert, Thief's closest chum, Wizard-Boy has defeated and captured the immortal demon HotStuv, wrapping him in magical bonds made from roses, iron and Wiz-Boy's semi-sentient scarlet hair. The fiercely tattooed and pierced demon is defiant even in chains (of course) and swears to kill Wiz at the first opportunity (mm hmm, riiiight), but the magical bonds force him to serve against his will (mostly). Wiz will use HotStuv's immortal, vampiric powers - siphoning them through arcane sex magic (which is, of course, the whole reason for this plot device actually) - to aid Thief in recovering his throne.
WAB's celestial steed awakens in the desert to find his master gravely wounded in his mortal (non-winged) form. Still too weak to sustain his dragon form he transforms into his mortal form (because all magical creatures have one), the shape of a young boy, with the ears and tail of a black cat. Searching the desert with his exceptionally keen Extrasensory Senses Neko finds Wiz and HotStuv and begs them for help. Not being one to miss an open invitation Wiz takes them back to the City and turns them over to Thief as valuable slaves (for a price). Neko objects strongly, (insert kitten tantrum here) but both are thrown into the fetid underground slave cells complete with manacles and leather slave collars.
Thief obsesses over his new toys and has them transfered to his luxurious personal seraglio complete with miniature gardens and streams. When WAB awakens dressed only in the manacles, a collar, and SexyHotSlaveBoi pants (with convenient front and rear vents and jeweled ankle bells), Thief declares his ownership and overwhelms the innocent with his Smexy Skillz (Fangirl Nosebleed Alert!). WAB is completely undone by the power of the physical feelings his new mortal form experiences, (Oh Noez! *passion-induced-swooning*) but is still resistant to Thief and unwilling to voluntarily consent. Thief vows to "overwhelm" him until begs for it. (Screams of encouragement from the fangirls).
The boys take over the Thieves' Guild, foment a rebellion in the City Guard and with their army of cannon-fodder archers, sword-fight their way through the Palace to ultimately defeat the Ebil Cuz and his Merciless Minions. Plot twists and fierce battles and Hot Smex all along the way. Love grows in "unexpected" (but rather predictable) places and everyone lives happily ever after. Except the poor mortal thief WAB was originally sent to help who was tragically squashed by the Celestial Steed landing on him when they fell to Earth in the first chapter.
The following will all be included in one or more of the multiple sex scenes:
* dangerous location smex!
* subs topping from the bottom!
* tops topping from the bottom!
* threesomes and moresomes!
* tasteful BDSM with chains, leather, body art and inviting costumes
* vocal smex - grunts, moans, groans, gasps... ^_~
* wanking
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teh endz
So that's 38 out of 40. If I could get the rebels into uniforms with guns I'd have a perfect score, but I just couldn't see it.
Where's a good mangaka when you need one?
moonriddler-mim's Things I like in My Slash list fuelled by too much Sunday and an unexpected overdose of yaoi manga. Yaoi lovers grab your hankies and prepare to laugh. For those who do not enjoy teh ManSechs please enjoy the kittens.
Mim's (Almost) Perfect Slash Story
---------------------
Mim's (Almost) Perfect Slash Story
Winged Angel Bishi (Guardian type) is sent to Earth to observe and influence a mortal thief. Unfortunately for WAB his celestial dragon is clotheslined by the backwash from a wizard's duel and drops them into the night-shrouded desert before locating their target. (This lets us know that WAB will be be uke in this story since the uke always falls unconsious somewhere in the first chapters thus giving the dark and menacing seme the chance to contemplate his beauty and fall madly in lust rather than just killing him out-of-hand.)
Thief is a dark, snarky, sexy, arrogant hunk-who-knows-he's-hot, (which makes him the seme in our little drama) poised on the brink of taking over the City's Thieves' Guild (even tho he's only 21) through his Awsum Thiefing Skillz, uncanny political savy and massively accumulated (but and rather poorly hidden) wealth. However, unbeknownst to anyone except his closest chum (and himself) Thief is the only surviving son of the murdered Sultan, who was foully betrayed by his EBIL cousin. And Thief has plans for him, oh yes he does.
Meanwhile back in the desert, Thief's closest chum, Wizard-Boy has defeated and captured the immortal demon HotStuv, wrapping him in magical bonds made from roses, iron and Wiz-Boy's semi-sentient scarlet hair. The fiercely tattooed and pierced demon is defiant even in chains (of course) and swears to kill Wiz at the first opportunity (mm hmm, riiiight), but the magical bonds force him to serve against his will (mostly). Wiz will use HotStuv's immortal, vampiric powers - siphoning them through arcane sex magic (which is, of course, the whole reason for this plot device actually) - to aid Thief in recovering his throne.
WAB's celestial steed awakens in the desert to find his master gravely wounded in his mortal (non-winged) form. Still too weak to sustain his dragon form he transforms into his mortal form (because all magical creatures have one), the shape of a young boy, with the ears and tail of a black cat. Searching the desert with his exceptionally keen Extrasensory Senses Neko finds Wiz and HotStuv and begs them for help. Not being one to miss an open invitation Wiz takes them back to the City and turns them over to Thief as valuable slaves (for a price). Neko objects strongly, (insert kitten tantrum here) but both are thrown into the fetid underground slave cells complete with manacles and leather slave collars.
Thief obsesses over his new toys and has them transfered to his luxurious personal seraglio complete with miniature gardens and streams. When WAB awakens dressed only in the manacles, a collar, and SexyHotSlaveBoi pants (with convenient front and rear vents and jeweled ankle bells), Thief declares his ownership and overwhelms the innocent with his Smexy Skillz (Fangirl Nosebleed Alert!). WAB is completely undone by the power of the physical feelings his new mortal form experiences, (Oh Noez! *passion-induced-swooning*) but is still resistant to Thief and unwilling to voluntarily consent. Thief vows to "overwhelm" him until begs for it. (Screams of encouragement from the fangirls).
The boys take over the Thieves' Guild, foment a rebellion in the City Guard and with their army of cannon-fodder archers, sword-fight their way through the Palace to ultimately defeat the Ebil Cuz and his Merciless Minions. Plot twists and fierce battles and Hot Smex all along the way. Love grows in "unexpected" (but rather predictable) places and everyone lives happily ever after. Except the poor mortal thief WAB was originally sent to help who was tragically squashed by the Celestial Steed landing on him when they fell to Earth in the first chapter.
The following will all be included in one or more of the multiple sex scenes:
* dangerous location smex!
* subs topping from the bottom!
* tops topping from the bottom!
* threesomes and moresomes!
* tasteful BDSM with chains, leather, body art and inviting costumes
* vocal smex - grunts, moans, groans, gasps... ^_~
* wanking
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teh endz
So that's 38 out of 40. If I could get the rebels into uniforms with guns I'd have a perfect score, but I just couldn't see it.
Where's a good mangaka when you need one?