[Video]

[not_soldier]

[The video turns on to show a person with messy hair and tired blue eyes scowling irritatedly into the video feed.]

All you stupid telemarketers need to stop calling me. Especially if I had a late night and you're calling at eight in the morning. No, I don't believe I won an all expense-paid trip to Hawaii. And I doubt I won the lottery either. I'm not that lucky.