♔ 007 ⌊ t e x t ⌉ Ninety-nine problems, but a bitch ain't one.

[obtainedlog]

So last night there was this guy at the bar - he kept going on and on about how his wife had left him, and how miserable he was, and

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[experisite]

I doubt you'll be in jail very long. You were defending yourself after all.

[obtainedlog]

But I don't want to go at all.

[experisite]

Bail yourself out.

[obtainedlog]

You say that like I have money, or something.

[experisite]

Then I suppose my final suggestion would be to not get caught by the police.

[obtainedlog]

You mean ... become a fugitive?

[experisite]

It would be fun, wouldn't it?

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[obtainedlog]

2/3

[obtainedlog]

3/3 ♥

[obtainedlog]

No!

l m f a o

[experisite]

No?

Not up for an adventure?

Love it.

[obtainedlog]

Um ...

That doesn't really sound like my kind of adventure, thanks.

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[experisite]

I'll pay for your bail.

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[obtainedlog]

No! No, Eve, you really don't have to offer to do that. I don't even know if he's going to press charges against me yet, so.

... Not that I don't appreciate it - it's really kind of you. But ... I'll figure something out!

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[experisite]

Are you retarded?

If he presses charges I'll pay the bail. I have a Ferrari, Sora. I think I can afford a little bit of wallet money out of my hands.

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[obtainedlog]

Hey! I'm not-

Well ... um. I'll think about it, okay? Thank you so much.