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how I have not gotten punched in the face, I do not know. two nights of very close calls with fisticuffs this weekend. I threw a beer can at some kids face on friday. then last night in between mike tyson quotes, I told some kid I was going to smack him with a 15 mm wrench. it's probably a good thing that didn't happen. jail probably sucks. I am still drunk and it is 1 in the afternoon. Asalaam Alaikum. god of man, what? I love that badonkadonk ass. Imma smack it. then ride the wave in.