Shuzan walked into a pub.

[viva_suspenders]

He held out his short staff and said: 'If you call this a short staff, you oppose its reality. If you do not call it a short staff, you ignore the fact. Now what do you wish to call this?'

The landlord says; "I'm sorry sir, if you don't pull your trousers back up I'm going to have to throw you out."

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