Joe Rogan Vs. 20 Yr. Old Kid On Myspace
You may know him from Fear Factor, NewsRadio, and The Man Show (Post Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel). This is Awesome.
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 1, 2006 4:17 PM
Joe Rogan, I hate you... you're not funny...
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 1, 2006 8:07 PM
I love the fact that you need attention so bad that you had to emailme that. That makes me feel happy :) Enjoy your depression. -----
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 7:59 AM
You really are an idiot... that 15 seconds now these 15 seconds nowequal one-half of a minute that I spent letting you know that you arenot funny... I sent you the message b/c you shamelessly plugged somegay event, 20 times, that i'm not goign to look at... How manymedications are YOU on and then you tell me who is the depressedattention-whore... Enjoy balding,
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:30 AM
First off, my employees send those out, and if you don't want them,get off my list. Second off, you responding to any of those eventrequests, and doing it the way you did it, just shows me what a cunt ofa man you are. You don't like me? That's great, because you'reobviously a douche bag, and the opinions of douche bags mean nothing. Ilove it when losers like you don't like me. I like it even more whenthey express it. It makes me feel really good about my life when aninsecure fat fuck like yourself takes the time out to email me, becausethat just shows me the way your shitty little mind works, and insuresme that you're always going to be what you are now... a failure.There's always gotta be people like you around, because they makepeople like me stand out :)
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:45 AM
hahah, did i strike a nerve or something... you seem a bit testy bythe way, my apologies... I should have shown Joe Rogan MUUUUCH morerespect. Actor? Comedian? Shakespearian extrodinaire... People like youare the reason that everybody thinks they can make it in Hollywood andbecause people like you, anybody can make it into Hollywood... Look atWilliam Hung. You did kill the Man Show Insecure? I guess we havesomething in common because you keep coming back at me... Your careeris about over anyway, do you plan to work at the family hardware storeafter that? i'll be back after your next message to me... I have a bagof snacky-cakes to eat. I'm behind on my daily quoto. I'm never goingto be as fat as your ego if i have to stop eating and type. ,.. Kevin
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:49 AM
I only wish this conversation was in real life, so I could see thenervousness in your fat little face. I enjoy these little emailconversations that I have with haters :) You emailed me and insulted mebecause you have a mediocre mind, and that's the extent of yourcapabilities. You trying to insinuate that I'm a loser is even morehysterical, because I've accomplished more in my life than you everwill if you could live a thousand of your shitty lives.
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:53 AM
hahahh, Oh really? What is it that you have accomplished, Joe Rogan?
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:55 AM
Google search me, you fucking failure :)
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:58 AM
you're avoiding the question... what have you accomplished
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From: Joe Rogan Date:
Mar 2, 2006 8:59 AM
That's my answer, find out yourself.
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:01 AM
hahah, Joe Rogan... This is the funniest form I have ever seen youin. You're only accomplishment, in my memory, is taking a highlysuccessful show (The Man Show) and running it into the ground merely byyour presence alone. I also don't think playing second-fiddle to BrookeShields is much of an accomplishment.
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:09 AM
I was never on a show with Brooke Shields. I was however on 2 showsthat made it to syndication, fear factor and newsradio, which means Inever have to worry about money for the rest of my life. Think aboutthat when you're getting told what to do by your boss and struggling topay your bills. I agree that the man show sucked, but unfortunatelythere wasn't a whole lot I could do about it at the time. I didhowever, make a fuck load of money from it, and had the time of mylife. You're an ugly, fat faced zero, and I'm a famous multimillionaire. Those are the facts there, dear sweet kevin :)
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:27 AM
If we are arguing who has more money... YOU WIN!!! I'm sure your"Well i have more money than you" comeback comes in very resourceful ona daily basis when people constantly tell you how not-funny you are.But i'm 20 years old... where were you at age 20 junior college? Aboutthe fat thing... I didn't realize I was fat, maybe becaue i'm soinsecure, I'll go purge a few pounds and tell some tabloid that JoeRogan made me do it. . . Skinny Hollywood, actually... What is morepathetic tho... Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 yearold college student and brag about who has more money because thecollege student didn't think he was funny. And dont' call me 'Dearsweet Kevin." I don't what type of 'man show' you are wanting to make,but i want no part in it.
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From: Joe Rogan Date:
Mar 2, 2006 9:35 AM
"What is more pathetic tho... Hollywood actor making poor attemptsto insult 20 year old college student and brag about who has more moneybecause the college student didn't think he was funny." Did you forgethow this all got started, fatty? You insulted me, and I let you knowthat your opinion means shit. This wasn't some unprovoked attack by abully, it was me defending myself to a hateful little loser.To answeryour question, when I was 20, I was US open tae kwon do champion, and Iwas teaching it at Boston University, going to U Mass and thinkingabout doing stand up. I WASN'T insulting celebrities and then using myage as an excuse for why I've never accomplished anything. What thefuck have you ever done, Kevin? Come on, fat boy. Please do tell.
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:52 AM
obviously you didn't graduate college or else you would be able tounderstand what I am saying. So let me break it down for youcarefully... I am a 20 year old college student... that's why I have nomoney. That's not my excuse YOU ARE PETHETIC BECAUSE... You continue togo back and forth with as you put it "a zero." Shoudn't you be comingup with "funny" facial expressions for candid photos? It's also notlike I'm going out of my way to let you know about my "shitless"oppinions. I've never been in a movie, a sitcom, or even a shittyreality show, so to you I have accomplished nothing. But given lessthan a year, I know I could easily come up with a better stand-uproutine than you.
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:59 AM
Exactly what I thought, you have done NOTHING. I told you what I hadaccomplished by the time I was your age, and you have nothing butexcuses and empty boasts. You could come up with a better stand uproutine than me? That's hilarious. That's better than anything youcould ever possibly say trying intentionally to be funny. "I'll showyou! I could so do it if I wanted to!" Blah, fucking blah. You'refalling apart here, Kevin, and it's taking you longer and longer tocraft these responses. I've seen it happen a million times. There'snothing unique about you. You're a loser, pal. Always have been, alwayswill be. If you're lucky you'll find some sad chick that's willing tolet you shoot a live round inside of her, and then you'll have a littleKevin that you struggle to feed and raise. That's about the best you'reever going to do. And even then, you'll have to live with the fact thata guy like me could ALWAYS steal her away from you with minimal effort.I go "back and forth" with you because it's fun for me, and because Ienjoy letting retarded douche bags like you know where they reallystand in life.
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:14 AM
I'll admit... I'm slowing down. For some reason, even after all ofthis, I almost feel like telling you that you're not as bad of a personas you are a comedian/actor/TV host ... And you know ... That may evenbe true ... but dude ... You really do suck at all of the above. You'veseen it happen a Million times?... You are probably use to a lot ofpeople torching you on a regular basis, but I didn't think the dumbpeople would. I thought those &..39;tards were your fans. Itdoesn't take much to understand your humor. Maybe one day i'll findthat girl to slip my seed in... Until then, Kevin Jr. is a long timeaway. To be honest with you, i vented my Joe Rogan frustrations on thevery first simple message that i sent you. Since then, its just beenfunny to watch you get so worked up. After all is said, I am still aloser and have never accomplished anything in my life... but humbled byit... YOU... have been practicing the art of the loser for quite sometime but for some reason think you are God's gift to kathy griffen andBrooke Sheilds... YOU... are also the laughing-stock of Hollywood andamongst your little sub-culture, everybody thinks you are lame. maybethat is why you enjoy lashing out against people so much.
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:28 AM
I enjoy lashing out at people? Are you projecting, fatso? YOUstarted this whole thing, and now you're backed into a corner. I enjoyresponding to assholes, and that's why we're having this conversation.You think I suck at all the things I do? That's fine with me, becauseas I've said before, the opinions of a fucking loser like you with nosuccess to speak of means nothing. I'm the laughing stock of hollywoodamongst my peers? And you know this how? Because in your little shitbag town of Athens, Ohio all my peers come over to your stinky littleapartment and tell you how much they laugh at me? You got NOTHING, fatboy. Nothing to say, and nowhere to go. The only reason I'm still goingwith this at this point is because I think this is going to make aninteresting blog entry :)
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 1, 2006 4:17 PM
Joe Rogan, I hate you... you're not funny...
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 1, 2006 8:07 PM
I love the fact that you need attention so bad that you had to emailme that. That makes me feel happy :) Enjoy your depression. -----
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 7:59 AM
You really are an idiot... that 15 seconds now these 15 seconds nowequal one-half of a minute that I spent letting you know that you arenot funny... I sent you the message b/c you shamelessly plugged somegay event, 20 times, that i'm not goign to look at... How manymedications are YOU on and then you tell me who is the depressedattention-whore... Enjoy balding,
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:30 AM
First off, my employees send those out, and if you don't want them,get off my list. Second off, you responding to any of those eventrequests, and doing it the way you did it, just shows me what a cunt ofa man you are. You don't like me? That's great, because you'reobviously a douche bag, and the opinions of douche bags mean nothing. Ilove it when losers like you don't like me. I like it even more whenthey express it. It makes me feel really good about my life when aninsecure fat fuck like yourself takes the time out to email me, becausethat just shows me the way your shitty little mind works, and insuresme that you're always going to be what you are now... a failure.There's always gotta be people like you around, because they makepeople like me stand out :)
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:45 AM
hahah, did i strike a nerve or something... you seem a bit testy bythe way, my apologies... I should have shown Joe Rogan MUUUUCH morerespect. Actor? Comedian? Shakespearian extrodinaire... People like youare the reason that everybody thinks they can make it in Hollywood andbecause people like you, anybody can make it into Hollywood... Look atWilliam Hung. You did kill the Man Show Insecure? I guess we havesomething in common because you keep coming back at me... Your careeris about over anyway, do you plan to work at the family hardware storeafter that? i'll be back after your next message to me... I have a bagof snacky-cakes to eat. I'm behind on my daily quoto. I'm never goingto be as fat as your ego if i have to stop eating and type. ,.. Kevin
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:49 AM
I only wish this conversation was in real life, so I could see thenervousness in your fat little face. I enjoy these little emailconversations that I have with haters :) You emailed me and insulted mebecause you have a mediocre mind, and that's the extent of yourcapabilities. You trying to insinuate that I'm a loser is even morehysterical, because I've accomplished more in my life than you everwill if you could live a thousand of your shitty lives.
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:53 AM
hahahh, Oh really? What is it that you have accomplished, Joe Rogan?
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:55 AM
Google search me, you fucking failure :)
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:58 AM
you're avoiding the question... what have you accomplished
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From: Joe Rogan Date:
Mar 2, 2006 8:59 AM
That's my answer, find out yourself.
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:01 AM
hahah, Joe Rogan... This is the funniest form I have ever seen youin. You're only accomplishment, in my memory, is taking a highlysuccessful show (The Man Show) and running it into the ground merely byyour presence alone. I also don't think playing second-fiddle to BrookeShields is much of an accomplishment.
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:09 AM
I was never on a show with Brooke Shields. I was however on 2 showsthat made it to syndication, fear factor and newsradio, which means Inever have to worry about money for the rest of my life. Think aboutthat when you're getting told what to do by your boss and struggling topay your bills. I agree that the man show sucked, but unfortunatelythere wasn't a whole lot I could do about it at the time. I didhowever, make a fuck load of money from it, and had the time of mylife. You're an ugly, fat faced zero, and I'm a famous multimillionaire. Those are the facts there, dear sweet kevin :)
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:27 AM
If we are arguing who has more money... YOU WIN!!! I'm sure your"Well i have more money than you" comeback comes in very resourceful ona daily basis when people constantly tell you how not-funny you are.But i'm 20 years old... where were you at age 20 junior college? Aboutthe fat thing... I didn't realize I was fat, maybe becaue i'm soinsecure, I'll go purge a few pounds and tell some tabloid that JoeRogan made me do it. . . Skinny Hollywood, actually... What is morepathetic tho... Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 yearold college student and brag about who has more money because thecollege student didn't think he was funny. And dont' call me 'Dearsweet Kevin." I don't what type of 'man show' you are wanting to make,but i want no part in it.
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From: Joe Rogan Date:
Mar 2, 2006 9:35 AM
"What is more pathetic tho... Hollywood actor making poor attemptsto insult 20 year old college student and brag about who has more moneybecause the college student didn't think he was funny." Did you forgethow this all got started, fatty? You insulted me, and I let you knowthat your opinion means shit. This wasn't some unprovoked attack by abully, it was me defending myself to a hateful little loser.To answeryour question, when I was 20, I was US open tae kwon do champion, and Iwas teaching it at Boston University, going to U Mass and thinkingabout doing stand up. I WASN'T insulting celebrities and then using myage as an excuse for why I've never accomplished anything. What thefuck have you ever done, Kevin? Come on, fat boy. Please do tell.
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:52 AM
obviously you didn't graduate college or else you would be able tounderstand what I am saying. So let me break it down for youcarefully... I am a 20 year old college student... that's why I have nomoney. That's not my excuse YOU ARE PETHETIC BECAUSE... You continue togo back and forth with as you put it "a zero." Shoudn't you be comingup with "funny" facial expressions for candid photos? It's also notlike I'm going out of my way to let you know about my "shitless"oppinions. I've never been in a movie, a sitcom, or even a shittyreality show, so to you I have accomplished nothing. But given lessthan a year, I know I could easily come up with a better stand-uproutine than you.
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:59 AM
Exactly what I thought, you have done NOTHING. I told you what I hadaccomplished by the time I was your age, and you have nothing butexcuses and empty boasts. You could come up with a better stand uproutine than me? That's hilarious. That's better than anything youcould ever possibly say trying intentionally to be funny. "I'll showyou! I could so do it if I wanted to!" Blah, fucking blah. You'refalling apart here, Kevin, and it's taking you longer and longer tocraft these responses. I've seen it happen a million times. There'snothing unique about you. You're a loser, pal. Always have been, alwayswill be. If you're lucky you'll find some sad chick that's willing tolet you shoot a live round inside of her, and then you'll have a littleKevin that you struggle to feed and raise. That's about the best you'reever going to do. And even then, you'll have to live with the fact thata guy like me could ALWAYS steal her away from you with minimal effort.I go "back and forth" with you because it's fun for me, and because Ienjoy letting retarded douche bags like you know where they reallystand in life.
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:14 AM
I'll admit... I'm slowing down. For some reason, even after all ofthis, I almost feel like telling you that you're not as bad of a personas you are a comedian/actor/TV host ... And you know ... That may evenbe true ... but dude ... You really do suck at all of the above. You'veseen it happen a Million times?... You are probably use to a lot ofpeople torching you on a regular basis, but I didn't think the dumbpeople would. I thought those &..39;tards were your fans. Itdoesn't take much to understand your humor. Maybe one day i'll findthat girl to slip my seed in... Until then, Kevin Jr. is a long timeaway. To be honest with you, i vented my Joe Rogan frustrations on thevery first simple message that i sent you. Since then, its just beenfunny to watch you get so worked up. After all is said, I am still aloser and have never accomplished anything in my life... but humbled byit... YOU... have been practicing the art of the loser for quite sometime but for some reason think you are God's gift to kathy griffen andBrooke Sheilds... YOU... are also the laughing-stock of Hollywood andamongst your little sub-culture, everybody thinks you are lame. maybethat is why you enjoy lashing out against people so much.
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:28 AM
I enjoy lashing out at people? Are you projecting, fatso? YOUstarted this whole thing, and now you're backed into a corner. I enjoyresponding to assholes, and that's why we're having this conversation.You think I suck at all the things I do? That's fine with me, becauseas I've said before, the opinions of a fucking loser like you with nosuccess to speak of means nothing. I'm the laughing stock of hollywoodamongst my peers? And you know this how? Because in your little shitbag town of Athens, Ohio all my peers come over to your stinky littleapartment and tell you how much they laugh at me? You got NOTHING, fatboy. Nothing to say, and nowhere to go. The only reason I'm still goingwith this at this point is because I think this is going to make aninteresting blog entry :)