Nov 30, 2004 23:23
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on to more important business.
i've been thinking about certain things since it's 5 in the morning and i can't sleep.
most of them pertaining to TV and/or movies.
you may not want to read the following bulleted list if you don't like TV.
it's really long.
-Iron Chef is THE coolest cooking show ever created. no.. not cooking show. JUST SHOW. Chef Michiba is possibly the awesomest asian man that was ever born in the history of asian men. Chairman Kaga is highly irritating, with his overly excited eating of bell peppers.
-can we get a 4th or 5th or whatever Ninja Turtles movie? would it REALLY hurt anyone? i liked that pickpocket kid.
-since Tyler's been talking about it nonstop, i have to comment on American History X. DELETE THE GODDAMN CURB SCENE. that is all.
-Nip/Tuck needs to come back. they freaking left off with us watching Julian get totally fucked up by The Carver. wtf. and Sean was all ready to kill him, too. and holy surprise of ALL surprises, Eva was a man. they better have a third season if they care about the human race at all.
-everyone stfu about Arrested Development.
-i missed The OC last week. my god i wanted to cry when i realized that. why do i watch this show, you ask? Adam Brody. does anyone besides me hate Zach's hair?
-HALEY LEFT NATHAN FOR MUSIC BOY, WHOSE NAME ESCAPES ME. Lucas spurns Anna, Felix loves Brooke.. my world is upside down. i want to know what possessed them to name the show One Tree Hill. unless it's someone's address on the show and i'm retarded, otherwise.. why?
-i'm boycotting The Real World. there's only so much slutty whore ass Sarah that i can take. i thought i saw Silent Blonde Girl, otherwise known as Mel, at starbucks. alas, not her. but Willy was Hector on Ghost Buster. he is my favorite homosexual of all time.
-i'm STILL ticked off that they canceled OZ. BD Wong is the second coolest asian man alive.
-7th Heaven is THE shittiest show on. put Simon with the damn Cecilia girl. it's not like Ashlee Simpson is talented and will have a good career like Jessica. although Kevin carrying Lucy across the 'stage' to graduate was adorable.
-Best Week Ever on vh1 is amazing. except that one commentary homie with the huge ears and weird gap tooth thing.. he should die.
-ok i REALLY like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but with my satellite channels the way they are (Denver, New York and LA based), i swear to god no matter WHAT time of day it is, this show is on somewhere. thats a little too much Will Smith for me. oh and sadly, i think i can imitate Carlton's weird Tom Jones dance.
-Nanny 911 is oddly entertaining. i don't know why i like it, seeing as how one of my biggest pet peeves is screaming children. but listening to the parents bitch about the nanny's methods of child rearing is hilarious.
-Desperate Housewives is my favorite show now. i like it better than reruns of I Love Lucy. which is holy crap, i freaking LOVE I Love Lucy. so you can see how much i'm obsessed with DH.
-and finally, America's Next Top Model. i just started watching in the middle of the season. the fat girl lost, obviously. much like Tyra, i often forgot Nicole existed. on another note, i WISH Janice Dickinson didn't exist. unfortunately, she's still alive.
ok i'm finally done.
even though i know most of you didn't read all of it.