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[viva_la_materia]

Wolf! Wolf!

You know that Wilderness place everybody keeps telling us not to visit? It turns you into an animal! This is the coolest thing ever and we need to go right now, okay? I bet you ten coins I can guess what you turn into.

Oh, also, we should probably get jobs soon.

[A few minutes later, the following obvious afterthought appears:]

Comments

[sarcasmbender]

Do we really have to go?

Glad you picked a name at least.

[viva_la_materia]

Yes, we have to go! It's not gonna stay that way forever! How many chances do you get to turn into an animal, that's awesome!

[sarcasmbender]

"Changing into an animal" is pretty far down the list of things I ever want to do.

written as an afterthought

[sarcasmbender]

AND besides that, why is your immediate reaction to someone saying "Don't go there" to GO THERE?

[viva_la_materia]

Because it's an adventure! I thought you said you were the toughest guy around. You're not scared of a little adventure, are you? Anyway, they didn't technically say to NEVER go there. They just say to be careful and not to go alone.

[Pause.]

Buuut if you won't come with me, I guess I'll have to go alone!

[sarcasmbender]

Tough guys also know when to leave well enough alone.

...Fine. But if we get killed, I get to say I told you so.

[viva_la_materia]

All right!