If the Dean emerges and sees it's shadow that means nothing

Jul 04, 2009 15:38

I think I'll finally be forced to emerge now, seeing as how I've run out of alcohol and there's only so many times I can listen to "Knockin on Heaven's Door" before I just start to feel pathetic. I'm not the brooding type, that's more Sam's scene, carrying on for months with the angsty eyes and bad dreams. Not me. I can't do angsting hero, not my style. Besides, my sitting here and being miserable is just what the mansion wants and I'll be damned if I give this goddamn house of horrors the satisfaction of sucking on my sorrow. The only thing it can suck is my...Well, on second thought, no...just... no.

Sam, I was just doing my job and I know you know that, but it doesn't make what I did any easier. Just know that it wasn't your fault. You're not some latent sociopath bent on destroying everything that gets in your way. No matter what you say I can't believe that of you. And even if you were...well you know that dance. We both do. Want to rule the world Sam, you'll have to go through me first.

For now, content yourself with being King of Dorks.Coraline wants to go camping, and seeing as how I'd rather you didn't burn down the mansion trying to toast marshmallows, I've agreed to come along and babysit.

sam is king of dorks, i am awesome, out of alcohol, big brother is back, suck my balls mansion!, camping trip

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