Well, I'm glad that's over. I nearly had to resort to cannibalism...in a manner of speaking. Anything to get that whiney little emo bitch claiming to be my brother to shut up and stop talking to himself.
I mean seriously, what the hell was that about?!
...Does this thing have GPS? Cause I'm going to feel like a goddamn moron wandering around
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You didn't eat one of the actors, did you? I'm pretty sure that's not only creepy and gross, but it would probably piss somebody off down the line.
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No, not unless you count a cheeseburger Sam's actor kept saying was me as an actual person. But I never got the chance to eat it. Threatened to though if it would shut Sam's actor up. That kid was a freakin trainwreck.
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Cheeseburger? Why... why would you be a.... Know what? I'm not asking. Forget it.
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I...have no good answer to that.
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I'm on the tenth floor, room 452. I'll let you bring along a flare gun in case you get lost, but if you think you're gonna be that hopeless, I can always come find you. No rule says I can't go revving her up in the halls.
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I'm not that hopeless. I'll find your room. As long as the stairs stay in one place and the rooms are in order I'll find it.
You hear me, you freakish house from hell?
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Ha, now it sounds like you're asking for it to go mess with your head.
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Yeah, I'd better not provoke it.
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Especially when it can't just be burned down or demolished. Believe me, I've tried.
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Damn. I was going to try taking and ax to it a la "The Shining". What? Does it just repair itself? Hang on a sec.
[The sound of glass breaking and then the odd sound of the glass breaking in reverse as the mirror heals itself.]
Well, that's freakish.
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