Sei

[viva_io]

Zzzzzz.... pastaaa.... zzzz....

[A naked Italian is sleeping happily on the couch of 1766 Beaver Street, aka Prussia's house. What is he doing here, you ask? Well, he was kindly donated by his oh-so-loving wife while UNWARE OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

Presently, he wakes up and yawns.]

Ahh... what a nice nap~!

... Eh...?

...

Why aren't I in my

Comments

[danesaxed]

As long as you have some kind of weapon, you shouldn't worry--and yes, other people count as weapons~

laaaaate sorry

[viva_io]

I don't have a weapon!! And I don't know how to use other people as weapons, ve! Should I pick them up and swing them around~?!

pfft no worries

[danesaxed]

Yeah something like that...or just aim for their vitals.

Not hard at all~

[viva_io]

Aim... for the vitals?

[danesaxed]

The stuff between their legs?

[viva_io]

O-Oh, I didn't think of that...!

Denmark is smart...!