Sei

[viva_io]

Zzzzzz.... pastaaa.... zzzz....

[A naked Italian is sleeping happily on the couch of 1766 Beaver Street, aka Prussia's house. What is he doing here, you ask? Well, he was kindly donated by his oh-so-loving wife while UNWARE OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

Presently, he wakes up and yawns.]

Ahh... what a nice nap~!

... Eh...?

...

Why aren't I in my

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[believeinmeme]

How the fuck should I know??!!

[viva_io]

WAH!!!

Is this your house?!?! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't come in on purpose! I don't know how I got here! Please don't hurt me!

[believeinmeme]

Oi, yeah, it sure as hell is my house, and that sure as hell is where I keep my motorcycle, it ain't for sleeping on!

I ain't gonna fuckin' hurt you, but that ain't no way for a man to behave! Have a little pride!

[viva_io]

[FLAILS NAKEDLY AT KAMINA]

I'M SORRY! I didn't knooowww!

P-Pride?! Pride!! Sì! Y-You can't keep down the true Italian spirit...!

[believeinmeme]

Stop fuckin' apologizing! If you're a man, stand up and act like one!

[Yeah, so completely unphased by the nakedness]

[viva_io]

Wah! I'm a man, ve! Yes, sir! I'm standing up!! What else should I do?!

[believeinmeme]

All right, listen up good! When someone yells at you, you don't run away or apologize! That ain't a man's way! You tell him to fuck off and if he don't, make him! Got it?

A man don't let no one tell him where he can't sleep!

laaaaaate

[viva_io]

No running away... ah... ehehe... R-right! Don't apologize! Tell them to... fuck off?! Make them...!! S-Sì! I'll try my very best to remember this! It kind of sounds like what Germany tells me...! Be a man! grazie, grazie!

[believeinmeme]

...That guy? Tch, no way, I ain't nothin' like that guy, got it? Bein' a man is the opposite of doing what you're told! So don't listen!

[viva_io]

. . .

I'm... so confused...