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at a BBQ and realize it's getting late and decide to leave with my dad
(convo translated from polish)
"olivia, why are you leaving?"
"im goin to the parade tomorrow"
:many voices at once: "what parade?" then "the gay one? what do you have to be proud of olivia? is there anything you want to tell us?!?!?"(i think they wanna see future olivia's runnin around)
:laugh: "don't worry, im straight"
"then why are you going?"
"i promised id go with my friend and so im going"
"oh ,so shes a lesbian?!"
"no, bi actually."
"whaaaaaaaaaaat?!"
mom: "you better go, olivia, before their eyes pop outta their heads"
"olivia, your just going to support you friend, right? no other reason, riiiiiight? if your just going for fun and to support your friend then its okay. thats why, right?!"
:laugh: "yes yes thats exactly why. im completely straight you have nothing to worry about"
this whole 5min drama was the funniest thing to me. prolly cuz i was buzzed on wine AND these are the 40-to-50-something Ploish grown ups that have seen me grow up. oh the fun it would have been to mess with their minds and been like, "well, im gay. didnt you know?"
my friend stayed annon. no worries mate ;)
(convo translated from polish)
"olivia, why are you leaving?"
"im goin to the parade tomorrow"
:many voices at once: "what parade?" then "the gay one? what do you have to be proud of olivia? is there anything you want to tell us?!?!?"(i think they wanna see future olivia's runnin around)
:laugh: "don't worry, im straight"
"then why are you going?"
"i promised id go with my friend and so im going"
"oh ,so shes a lesbian?!"
"no, bi actually."
"whaaaaaaaaaaat?!"
mom: "you better go, olivia, before their eyes pop outta their heads"
"olivia, your just going to support you friend, right? no other reason, riiiiiight? if your just going for fun and to support your friend then its okay. thats why, right?!"
:laugh: "yes yes thats exactly why. im completely straight you have nothing to worry about"
this whole 5min drama was the funniest thing to me. prolly cuz i was buzzed on wine AND these are the 40-to-50-something Ploish grown ups that have seen me grow up. oh the fun it would have been to mess with their minds and been like, "well, im gay. didnt you know?"
my friend stayed annon. no worries mate ;)