True story: cervical dysplasia is a bitch.
My stomach has been busily flip-flopping for the past few hours. This is strangely satisfying to me.
If there is one thing that my life needs more of, it is transportation by piggy-back ride. Please world, materialize into my life someone who can carry me and who also enjoys going on strange and delightful adventures, just with a person on his/her back. At the moment, my life's silliness/absurdity levels are a bit under quota.
Sweet baby jesus on a pogo stick, ThinkGeek is actually making the
8-bit tie--I will track down my soulmate by the fact that he will be wearing that tie. I might also be wearing it, if I can avoid people thinking I like Avril Lavigne.
In conclusion, I am still actively making a mess of my life. It's so satisfying to be a "grown up," isn't it?