Take it as read...
Morning started with confirmation that Xander (18 mos old) must indeed be my son, since he absolutely refused to put down his book in order to be lifted out of crib, have his diaper changed, and be dressed. He ended up keeping said book with him and perusing it 2-3 times more in full while all these operations were completed (actually a blessed distraction during diaper change), maintaining a grip on it with one hand even while arms were being inserted in shirt sleeves.
I haven't seen him run into anything while walking and 'reading' at the same time, not yet, but it's probably only a matter of time... ;-)
In other news, just found out that Amanda Palmer, co-founder of the Dresden Dolls and currently Neil Gaiman's girlfriend, will be at the State Theatre in Falls Church this Thursday. I've got my ticket, anybody interested in meeting me there?