True Story! *laughs like a hyena*
Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp
What I want to know is: since the bull semen didn't arrive at its destination, does this count as premature ejaculation?
I have to admit; if I were to write the headline, it would have read either "Greyhound inseminates roadway, closed to traffic" or "Greyhound Jizzes Highway".
Probably a good thing I'm not a journalist.
What I want to know is: since the bull semen didn't arrive at its destination, does this count as premature ejaculation?
I have to admit; if I were to write the headline, it would have read either "Greyhound inseminates roadway, closed to traffic" or "Greyhound Jizzes Highway".
Probably a good thing I'm not a journalist.