Man...you meet the neatest people in the Indy room on gay.com.
Pretty much SFW (no pics or anything), but be warned he does devolve into a racist tirade at the end (while accusing of being me a closet conservative, I might add...lol)
Manchild250: Dead Poet's Society was a quality movie. I am disgusted.
Me: i guess if trite and melodramatic pass for quality, maybe
Manchild250: I thought you might be a bit more intellectual than not liking a quality movie like Dead Poet's Society.
Me: what in the world is intellectual about dps?
Manchild250: It's about a teacher and his love of his students. Their relationships with one another and the attitudes of a school toward a nontraditional teacher who wins over his students. That is what I recall about it. Perhaps I was drunk. Perhaps you don't get it.
Me: i think you were drunk
Manchild250: Good, let me stay that way. It's how I deal with guys like you.
Me: more power to ya
Manchild250: Go to hell
Me: lol i'm in indiana with people who not only think DPS is the height of profound, but feel anyone who disagrees with them must not be "intellectual." i think i'm there
Manchild250: You hate DPS because you are a closeted conservative who can't stand defiance of convention but pretend to be a liberal.
Manchild250: That is a fact.
Me: lol
Manchild250: Now get lost
Manchild250: I already can't stand you.
Me: wouldn't the person who expects everyone to like the same movies he does be the conservative who's pro-conformity?
Manchild250: Get lost
Me: will do sparky
Manchild250: READ MY LIPS
Manchild250: G
Manchild250: E
Manchild250: T
Manchild250: L
Manchild250: O
Manchild250: S
Manchild250: T
Me: those aren't lips. those are typed characters.
Manchild250: If I loathe a guy ten seconds into a conversation, it's a sure-fire bet that I fucking hate him.
Me: and when someone can form ridiculous judgments about someone based on a single disagreement about a movie, it's a sure-fire bet their opinion is meaningless.
Manchild250: Yes, and those typed characters, one at a time, are slowly presented, one at a time, indicative of the slow presentation of "read my lips." I contemplate that you are too stupid to get that.
Manchild250: I also contemplate that this slow comprehension is indicative of why you fail to comprehend a good movie when you see it.
Me: it amuses me greatly that you're getting so worked up over an old robin williams movie.
Me: fsm protect me if i dared to rip on alladin
Manchild250: It amuses me that you probably think that anything of cultural significance is petty.
Manchild250: You probably also think that 80s pop music changed the world.
Me: I 3 Huckabees i sculturally significant. Lola Rennt is culturally significant. DPS is drivel
Manchild250: You can't type. Are you high?
Me: and other than late 70s early 80s punk/new wave, it's a rather dull decade musically.
Manchild250: Have you been smoking crack with a black man?
Me: so you're racist now too? neat
Me: and i'm not seeing any typos. please enlighten me
Manchild250: Yes, I am. I think black people are stupid, arrogant, violent, rude, loud, obnoxious, hate responsibility, hate authority, blame whites for everything, revers rascism by hating whites more than we hate them, have terrible taste in music, and are retarded for their religious community in Ohio having elected Bush to office. Any more questions, dumb ass?
Me: lol wow
Manchild250: Well, retard, scroll up and you might see your typos
Me: no wonder you like DPS
Manchild250: you typed, "i sculturally signifiant.
Me: the white male fascist ideal of a bland all-white dull conservative society, where a guy standing a table is "rebellious"
Manchild250: yeah, the ape lover who thinks he is better than me
Me: ah you're correct for once. good for you.
Manchild250: go fuck the apes then, and leave me alone
Me: i do apologize. i'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering.
Me: well several times i let you go. you kept messaging me back.
Manchild250: I thought as much, being a nigger lover makes you laugh a lot. Most retarded people laugh much more than intelligent people. It's a fact.
Me: oh it's so true. you're so wise. i'm in awe of your republican ideals
Manchild250: No, blacks elected Bush and for the most part, blacks have In God We Trust on their plates. They are stupid.
Me: please
Me: more african americans voted democratic
Me: it's the old white guys who keep bush in power
Manchild250: It's a fact that the religious people of Ohio elected Bush. God, you are fucking out of touch. IM me one more time, I am reporting you. I fucking can't stand you.
Me: scared of change, scared of diversity, scared of new ideas
Me: alrighty. take it easy.
Manchild250: Rap music, violence, guns, loud, obnoxious, rude people, gangs, etc. are not new and diverse to me; they are old news.
Me: um...wasn't "take it easy" a fairly clear "goodbye"? or is there some sort of redneck klan slogan i need to use to let you know the conversation is over?
Manchild250: You need a redneck to show you the truth.
Manchild250: Now get lost, you fucking nigger loving, Bush loving, closeted conservative dumb ass.
Me: the profound truth of nascar and the deep truths hidden in larry the cable guy?
Me: a racist is calling me a close conservative and yet the world hasn't exploded from the irony. that must be a record. gross gott im himmel.
Manchild250: If you IM me one more time, not only will I report you to gay.com, I will literally call the police. If you think I am joking, push me.
Me: alrighty. stop messaging me and i'll happily stop messaging you, sparky.
Manchild250: Okay, I am calling the police.
Me: enjoy