Blah, Blah Blah.............
No real particular reason to get on here...
Just KF'N the shizoot jizob in Fizlorida...
Derby was a blast with Mickey, the only other person I saw there from wrestling was Justin Hebner, who was geeked outta his gord...Saw plenty O' titties!!!and even someone fornicating in the shrubbery...
Friday night I went over to a show in New Albany to see Flash Flannagan and got one hell of a suprise when Jason Lee of all people showed up, had some great conversations with them at the show and we went to Hooters afterwards and talked til nearly 2am. Plowboy really enjoyed sitting in and listening to the conversations about the general skullduggery that took place in the pre WWE days at OVW, especially the locker room, somebody definately needs to write a book on that.
Looking back we had one hell of a locker room in those days, besides myself and Guido. You had Jack Black, Nick Dinsmore, Trailer Park Trash, Flash Flanagan, Jason Lee, Rob Conway, Doug Basham, Danny "The Damaja" Basham, Jebidiah Blackhawk, The American Eagle, Rod Steele, Lucky Sandlin, Juan Hurtado, Chris Alexander, Jason Jaguar, Roger"Captain Kareoke" Blade, Dave the Rave, Low Rider, Randy Royal, Kidd Kwik, Robert Briscoe, Kousin Krazy, Ray Ramsey, David C, Brian Cash, Vic The Bruser, Rip Rogers and so many more...
I'm not saying that every guy in that particular group was the greatest wrestler, athlete or entertainer but oh my goodness were there some characters in that bunch.
Then of course around 2000, the WWE got involved and I got to work with some of the biggest names in wrestling at that time.
I'm just going to tell one story about some of those days.
It was the 1st night that Jim Cornette was down from Connecticutt to start working with OVW. Most of us guys were on pins and needles, we had heard horror stories about some of Jimmy's classic backstage outbursts, so to say. It was a TV night and the little locker room in the old Davis Arena in Jeffersonville Indiana was ass hole to elbow packed. I was sitting on the floor next to The American Eagle( who was actually Jerome Crony who would go on to Bolin Services fame ) Like I said almost everyone in the joint was trying to behave very seriously and professionally, which was strange considering that it usually resembled the Mos Eisley Cantena bar scene from Star Wars. Remember I said almost everyone. That one individual was Jason Lee, who I consider to be one of the funniest guys that I have ever met in my life. I dont know if Jason had ADHD or what but he very rarely sit still for more than 2 minutes and was always fucking with someone. One of Jason's favorite things to do was to "Baste" someone. This involved spreading your ass cheeks open and Farting in their face at point blank range. So here we are getting ready to do TV in a very over crowded locker room, with Cornette, Danny and Rip not 5 feet away in the office getting ready for TV. Like I said, I'm sitting on the floor next to The American Eagle who is at my direct right. I see Jason come by with a shit eating grin on his face and think to myself, what the fuck is he up to? Well Eagle is yammering on about something with me as I see Jason getting into position directly over Eagles right shoulder. Now Jason's hairy ass is less than 3 inches from Eagle's right ear, with his cheeks spread out and his brown eyed barking spider puckered and ready to sing aloud. as Eagle turns to look, kinda like when you feel like someone is watching you, well as Eagle turns to look, I see something that resembled a chocolate Frosty from Wendys shoot out of Jason's sphincter all over Eagle's face, white spandex outfit and onto my right pant leg. Well everyone busts out laughing, Jason starts to run out of the locker room while trying to pull his singlet up. I start yelling at Jason telling him that he had better clean the shit off of my pants or I was going to kill him and the Eagle was whiping his face and which had a dumbfounded look on it and proclaimed in the most hillbillie accent imaginable " Heeee Shiiiiit Onnnn Meeeeee "!!!! After a few seconds of tom foolery everyone remembered that Jimmy was in the office and tried to be quit and clean up the mess. Well it all worked out in the end, everyone calmed down and we got through Cornette's first night of TV unscaved so to say. Eagle and I had some shit stains on our outfits and Jason had a pair of urine filled tennis shoes, thanks to yours truly. I dont think they ever got the stains out of that white spandex, it had a few semi brown orangish stains on it the last I remembered. I think it is still being used to this day, by who I dunno.
Man we had some crazy times back then...I have talked to a few guys who still visit the new OVW locker room and they say that it is nothing like back in the day. I have heard that it is very business like with little to no nonsense. Which isn't a bad thing, I guess? No wonder only a handful of us original OVW guys made it to the big time. I guess those guys are behaving themselves now or just KF'n the office?
Well anyway, thats my little story about some of the back in da day shit.
SHOUT OUT TIME!!!!!
USWF....had a blast!
AWA SCW...see ya soon.
Biff...hold things together at the ville...
Jack...thanks for the hot dog tickets..
Mickey...next year???
Flash and Jason...It was so good to see you guys and hang out and talk about shit..
To all the rest of the guys from back in the day at OVW and the ones that are still there that I know, If I haven't seen ya or talked to you in a while, I love yall like brothers always!!!
Danny, Rip and Jimmy...Thank you for all of the knowledge that you passed my way. You might not have thought that I was paying attention but I was watching like a hawk. Even if I was hard headed and had ADHD. My only regeret is that I let you guys and myself down by not getting in shape and taking advantage of your knowledge, I never wanted to make it big in the WWE, I just wanted to learn everything that I could about wrestling and I hate that I couldn't have stayed around and learned so much more from you guys.
Fats all Folks!!! Pee South!
Just KF'N the shizoot jizob in Fizlorida...
Derby was a blast with Mickey, the only other person I saw there from wrestling was Justin Hebner, who was geeked outta his gord...Saw plenty O' titties!!!and even someone fornicating in the shrubbery...
Friday night I went over to a show in New Albany to see Flash Flannagan and got one hell of a suprise when Jason Lee of all people showed up, had some great conversations with them at the show and we went to Hooters afterwards and talked til nearly 2am. Plowboy really enjoyed sitting in and listening to the conversations about the general skullduggery that took place in the pre WWE days at OVW, especially the locker room, somebody definately needs to write a book on that.
Looking back we had one hell of a locker room in those days, besides myself and Guido. You had Jack Black, Nick Dinsmore, Trailer Park Trash, Flash Flanagan, Jason Lee, Rob Conway, Doug Basham, Danny "The Damaja" Basham, Jebidiah Blackhawk, The American Eagle, Rod Steele, Lucky Sandlin, Juan Hurtado, Chris Alexander, Jason Jaguar, Roger"Captain Kareoke" Blade, Dave the Rave, Low Rider, Randy Royal, Kidd Kwik, Robert Briscoe, Kousin Krazy, Ray Ramsey, David C, Brian Cash, Vic The Bruser, Rip Rogers and so many more...
I'm not saying that every guy in that particular group was the greatest wrestler, athlete or entertainer but oh my goodness were there some characters in that bunch.
Then of course around 2000, the WWE got involved and I got to work with some of the biggest names in wrestling at that time.
I'm just going to tell one story about some of those days.
It was the 1st night that Jim Cornette was down from Connecticutt to start working with OVW. Most of us guys were on pins and needles, we had heard horror stories about some of Jimmy's classic backstage outbursts, so to say. It was a TV night and the little locker room in the old Davis Arena in Jeffersonville Indiana was ass hole to elbow packed. I was sitting on the floor next to The American Eagle( who was actually Jerome Crony who would go on to Bolin Services fame ) Like I said almost everyone in the joint was trying to behave very seriously and professionally, which was strange considering that it usually resembled the Mos Eisley Cantena bar scene from Star Wars. Remember I said almost everyone. That one individual was Jason Lee, who I consider to be one of the funniest guys that I have ever met in my life. I dont know if Jason had ADHD or what but he very rarely sit still for more than 2 minutes and was always fucking with someone. One of Jason's favorite things to do was to "Baste" someone. This involved spreading your ass cheeks open and Farting in their face at point blank range. So here we are getting ready to do TV in a very over crowded locker room, with Cornette, Danny and Rip not 5 feet away in the office getting ready for TV. Like I said, I'm sitting on the floor next to The American Eagle who is at my direct right. I see Jason come by with a shit eating grin on his face and think to myself, what the fuck is he up to? Well Eagle is yammering on about something with me as I see Jason getting into position directly over Eagles right shoulder. Now Jason's hairy ass is less than 3 inches from Eagle's right ear, with his cheeks spread out and his brown eyed barking spider puckered and ready to sing aloud. as Eagle turns to look, kinda like when you feel like someone is watching you, well as Eagle turns to look, I see something that resembled a chocolate Frosty from Wendys shoot out of Jason's sphincter all over Eagle's face, white spandex outfit and onto my right pant leg. Well everyone busts out laughing, Jason starts to run out of the locker room while trying to pull his singlet up. I start yelling at Jason telling him that he had better clean the shit off of my pants or I was going to kill him and the Eagle was whiping his face and which had a dumbfounded look on it and proclaimed in the most hillbillie accent imaginable " Heeee Shiiiiit Onnnn Meeeeee "!!!! After a few seconds of tom foolery everyone remembered that Jimmy was in the office and tried to be quit and clean up the mess. Well it all worked out in the end, everyone calmed down and we got through Cornette's first night of TV unscaved so to say. Eagle and I had some shit stains on our outfits and Jason had a pair of urine filled tennis shoes, thanks to yours truly. I dont think they ever got the stains out of that white spandex, it had a few semi brown orangish stains on it the last I remembered. I think it is still being used to this day, by who I dunno.
Man we had some crazy times back then...I have talked to a few guys who still visit the new OVW locker room and they say that it is nothing like back in the day. I have heard that it is very business like with little to no nonsense. Which isn't a bad thing, I guess? No wonder only a handful of us original OVW guys made it to the big time. I guess those guys are behaving themselves now or just KF'n the office?
Well anyway, thats my little story about some of the back in da day shit.
SHOUT OUT TIME!!!!!
USWF....had a blast!
AWA SCW...see ya soon.
Biff...hold things together at the ville...
Jack...thanks for the hot dog tickets..
Mickey...next year???
Flash and Jason...It was so good to see you guys and hang out and talk about shit..
To all the rest of the guys from back in the day at OVW and the ones that are still there that I know, If I haven't seen ya or talked to you in a while, I love yall like brothers always!!!
Danny, Rip and Jimmy...Thank you for all of the knowledge that you passed my way. You might not have thought that I was paying attention but I was watching like a hawk. Even if I was hard headed and had ADHD. My only regeret is that I let you guys and myself down by not getting in shape and taking advantage of your knowledge, I never wanted to make it big in the WWE, I just wanted to learn everything that I could about wrestling and I hate that I couldn't have stayed around and learned so much more from you guys.
Fats all Folks!!! Pee South!