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TEACHER:Ellen,give me a sentence stsrting with "I"
ELLEN:I is...
TEACHER:No,Ellen.Always say,"I am".
ellen:All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".
TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another,how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT:One dollar.
TEACHER:(sadly)you don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT:(sadly)you don't know my father.
TEACHER:If i had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other,what would i have?
CLASS COMEDIEN:Big hsnds!
TEACHER:How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT:seven.
TEACHER:how old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT:nine
TEACHER:that's impossable.
STUDENT:no,it isn't,teacher,i'm eight today.
First guy(proudly):"My wife is an angel!" Second guy:"you are lucky, mine is still alive"
меня эти шуточки порадовали , особенно, самая послеедняя!
ELLEN:I is...
TEACHER:No,Ellen.Always say,"I am".
ellen:All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".
TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another,how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT:One dollar.
TEACHER:(sadly)you don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT:(sadly)you don't know my father.
TEACHER:If i had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other,what would i have?
CLASS COMEDIEN:Big hsnds!
TEACHER:How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT:seven.
TEACHER:how old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT:nine
TEACHER:that's impossable.
STUDENT:no,it isn't,teacher,i'm eight today.
First guy(proudly):"My wife is an angel!" Second guy:"you are lucky, mine is still alive"
меня эти шуточки порадовали , особенно, самая послеедняя!