Make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream...
Conformity rocks. Thanks to Andy for the username suggestion. Now on to vaguely pertinent things...
Why is my English teacher so inept? It is my opinion that, biweekly, all of the English department meets in some shady, undisclosed location. Upon arrival, they combine into one large gooey mass in order to combine their brains in an effort to formulate the most painful syllabus possible. The end result of this semi-gelatinous orgy is only comparable with being raped in the navel with a chipped elephant tusk. I, for one, would prefer the abdominal sodomy.
We have 39 days left, guys. Should we listen to our teachers and give it hell, or should we try to sleep through what's left? Personally, I'm up for some serious nappage. Who's with me?
Later all. Slap a kid, throw a cat, eat some grapes. Life is cool.
Why is my English teacher so inept? It is my opinion that, biweekly, all of the English department meets in some shady, undisclosed location. Upon arrival, they combine into one large gooey mass in order to combine their brains in an effort to formulate the most painful syllabus possible. The end result of this semi-gelatinous orgy is only comparable with being raped in the navel with a chipped elephant tusk. I, for one, would prefer the abdominal sodomy.
We have 39 days left, guys. Should we listen to our teachers and give it hell, or should we try to sleep through what's left? Personally, I'm up for some serious nappage. Who's with me?
Later all. Slap a kid, throw a cat, eat some grapes. Life is cool.