Jul 02, 2006 09:13
Waking up at 3:30am to your neigbor banging at the door and some lunatic screaming out on your front lawn.
then opening up said front door to have hte neigbor give you shit about calling the cops if we don't collect whats ours.
then realising said Lunatic is your drunk and NAKED 54yr old uncle who just happens to be crying, screaming and seemingly jerking it out on the front lawn.
yeah.
my life is very interesting.
next i'm going to see if i can conjure up a Demon using only pixie-stixx and a jar of marmalade.
cause seriously..
my life is so messed at times that i'm sure that would be easier than explaining what is wrong with my family.
on the upside...
uh...
monkies?