Today my friend Ed came over and took the back of my washing machine off to see if he could see what was wrong with it.
I was expecting him to tell me one of two things: "It's fucked" or "It's fixable" but what I did not expect was that he would actually be able to fix it for me and do it!
Turns out an adventurous sock had somehow escaped the drum and made it's way right into the pump and was threaded through it tightly.
So after taking the pump completely apart and removing the aforementioned adventurous sock... MY WASHING MACHINE WORKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
So to my local and single female friends... you should
check out my friend Ed... Not only can he fix washing machines, but he can carry on intelligent conversation, has a sense of humour and is attractive... (just go click the link already)