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i just had a dream that me and some lady, who was a man for a while (not a transvestite, i just mean my dream) and we stole a car or something from a car lot, and then elvis costello, who was the owner of the lot, took out his gun and pointed it at the lady-man. so we ran away and jumped off the side of the building (apparently we were on the roof), and slid down bamboo shoots. when they both got to the bottom, elvis costello was in between me and the lady, and about to shoot her, and then he said "you know i dont want to do this" and she gave him a rude look, and thennnn we find out that shes actually elvis! (not elvis costello, elvis presley) and apparently elvis costellos uncle (even though shes a woman) and he says as he stands shaking with the gun in his hand "i've always looked up to you elvis, you dont understand", and then he goes into song, and he starts singing kenny chesneys "you had me from hello" to her. then my phone rang.