Jan 03, 2008 14:39
This is great fun!
Pick the stereotype that fits you.
Im SKINNY, so I MUST not eat at all
Im a VIRGIN, so i MUST be exited for the future
im a SKATER, so i MUST be a player
I'm a BIKER, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm BLACK, so I MUST sell crack
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke pot
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat dogs
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be a queer
I'm GAY, so I MUST love pink
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST look like a man
I'm ARAB, so I MUST hate america
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I SAY WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be awesome.
I'm an OREGONION, so I MUST hate white people.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST have a VERY small brain
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be a hippy
I'm a HICK, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST live in a mentel hospital
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a lepricon.
im TAKEN, so i MUST be hot.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a total prep. LIKE OMG!!
I'm a DANCER, so i MUST be a good sleeper
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so i MUST brake a lot of stuff
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo
I'm a WHITEGIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my time sneeking into florida
I'm SHY, so I MUST have dirty lil secrets
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slutty whore.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a NICE BUTT.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be part goddish dog.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a clubhead
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BOSNIAN, so i must be good at soccer
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm VENEZUELAN, so I MUST have a BAD ATTITUDE.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a loud asshole whos conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in SUPER SEXY
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER, so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE, so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a VOLLEYBALL PLAYER, so i MUST have a nice ass
I'M MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so i MUST be a faggot conceidted BITCH
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST hop fences
I'm FAT so I MUST love cake