Horoscopes suck.
What in the hell does this all mean?
Leo
July 23 - August 22
A minor accident might take place in the home today, dear Leo, but don't worry, as it will ultimately provoke more laughter than harm. You'll want the place to look great, dear Leo, because a close friend or lover could come to visit. An intimate conversation and/or passionate encounter is indicated. Curb the temptation to indulge too much in food or drink.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
A minor accident might take place in the home today, dear Leo, but don't worry, as it will ultimately provoke more laughter than harm. You'll want the place to look great, dear Leo, because a close friend or lover could come to visit. An intimate conversation and/or passionate encounter is indicated. Curb the temptation to indulge too much in food or drink.